


Cabbie Wave
vehicular derogatory:
“Cut me off, I cut you off.”

Cut Throat
barroom belittling:
“Better believe it.”

Crotch Grab
genitalized naysay:
“Some of this.”

Throat Slit
funereal dismissal:
“Where you breathe.”

Up Yours
buzz-off maximus:
“Your face, my ass.”

Ungifted
feminine rejoinder:
“Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny.”
Illustrations by William van Roden