THIS WEEK IN NYC

Puffy and J. Lo officially split: After weeks of speculation, it’s finally announced. And now the hip-hop mogul wants you to “respect his privacy.” Or someone might pull a gun.

Brooklyn Museum of Art: A new exhibit features a naked female Christ. After Giuliani drove them out of Times Square, the strippers had to go somewhere.

Bill Bratton endorses Mark Green: “It’s Mark Green time!” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Rabbi Shmuley Boteach and Michael Jackson: For the Heal the Kids foundation, the author of Kosher Sex teams up with the King of Pop. Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish.

Bichon Frise: The breed of the Westminster dog-show champ. Somewhere a Jack Russell terrier weeps bitter tears.

Leona Helmsley: The 80-year-old fires exec Patrick Ward, 45, after hearing he’s gay and not really in love with her. Apparently one Helmsley queen is enough.

THIS WEEK IN NYC