August 30, 2004
Question
Is New York really part of America?

David Hosea, RNC delegate, Huntsville, TX, prison warden
“Sure, New York seems like part of America. I’m quite surprised. I didn’t know everyone spoke the same language here.”

Diane Powers, RNC delegate, Staten Island, hospital volunteer
“Osama bin Laden sure as hell thought New York was part of America.”

Stephanie Miller-Evans, protester, Manhattan (Canada native), pregnant
“People say I should go back to Canada. But we’re having our baby here so he can be an American. Maybe that will bring it all together.”