What Passes for Sexy On …

“I have a fantasy where I go grocery shopping in NYC, gesture my arms Moses style, and widen the aisles by about 300 percent.”

“Of course I daven 3 times a day. I also have set havrurahs with friends.”

“I am interested in spirituality, personal growth, alchemy, metaphysics, martial arts, yoga, Qi Gong, sovereignty, exopolitics, entheogens, shamanism, lucid dreaming, quantum physics, and other things.”

Gk2Gk.com (geeks)
“I finally live on my own! I don’t drive but I’m working on that.”

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“I have A type blood and my IQ is between 175 and 183.”

“My younger friends tell me I’ve still ‘got it goin’ on.’ ”

Alikewise.com (bookworms)
“Pynchon’s universe somehow just makes complete sense to me.”

TheAtlasphere.com (Ayn Rand acolytes)
“I don’t believe in God, but I believe in faith in humanity.”

“I used to roadie for punk bands a lot.”

AshleyMadison.com (for extramarital affairs)
“I’m not looking for a divorce, and neither should you.”

“I’ve been told my joy is infectious.”

“I will show u my teeth if u show me yours.”

SeaCaptainDate.com (ocean lovers)
“You ever had sex on a water bed in a house boat? There’s a first time for everything.”

“My charge is felony murder. Hope to hear from you soon.”

420dating.org (potheads)
“I am completely legal, have my med card and everything.”

“One of my favorite quotes is from the movie Troy and it begins: ‘the gods envy us …’ ”

TheUglyBugBall.com (“the aesthetically challenged”)
“It’s terrible to judge a book by its cover.”

“A trip to the Westside Pistol and Rifle Range sounds like the best date ever.”

DateMyPet.com (pet owners)
“I’m a major animal lover who cares for too many stray cats … it’d be cool if you turned out to be the neighborhood Cat Lady (only a lot hotter).”

DiaperMates.com (adult babies)
“I love being in cute little baby clothes, onesies, dresses, pjs, whatever mommy wants me in.”

SaladMatch.com (salad lovers)
“BBQ Chicken, Avocado, Bacon, White Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Lemon Vinaigrette.”

Cupidtino.com (Apple devotees)
“I have a Steve Jobs outfit!”

Compiled by Emma Whitford.

What Passes for Sexy On …