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The Everything Guide to Rain

The $5 umbrellas, shtreimel covers, and block-long stretches of scaffolding keeping New Yorkers dry.

Photo: Daniel Arnold
Photo: Daniel Arnold

Purchasing an expensive umbrella can feel like a dicey investment: They’re easy to lose and easier to steal. Yet a good one, like the Davek Elite, which ranked No. 1 in our guide to finding the nicest-looking and sturdiest umbrella on the market, is so far superior to its cheaper counterparts that it’s worth the price. It’s handsome, sure, but the real clincher is its ability to withstand the poorest of conditions. The fiberglass-ribbed frame holds firm in gusts, and the canopy is so protective it seems to create its own temperature-controlled atmosphere. And if that isn’t enough: The company offers a lifetime guarantee and will replace the umbrella if it’s stolen (yes, really) at half the original price.

What Is Rain?

As most relatively informed fourth-graders know, there’s a fairly simple chain of events that leads to wet stuff intermittently falling out of the sky. When air rises, it cools, according to ­Stuart Evans, an assistant professor at the University at Buffalo and expert in atmospheric science. “And when it cools,” he says, “the humidity increases until you get to saturation; this is the point at which water droplets start to form (but not fall, yet). An updraft keeps those water droplets up in the air, where they bump into each other and ultimately merge together. They continue to grow fatter through these collisions, until they’re big enough to fall out of the sky.” And there you go. That’s rain.

The 37 Best Umbrellas, As Tested by Strategist Editors

The Davek Elite. Photo: Joe Lingeman

Ten Strategist writers and editors braved the rain and tested dozens of umbrellas to find the best ones for keeping you dry, that won’t invert, and that — yes — actually look good. Click through to read our ranking of the 37 best umbrellas.

When It Rains in New York, Where Does the Water Go?

“For 65 percent of the city, it’s taken from the sewers to a treatment plant, where it gets treated, then discharged back into the pipes or the harbor. The rest still goes into the sewer, but it’s drained directly into a local waterway. For a long time, the city considered rainwater wastewater. Now we think of it as a resource. And we’ve come up with ways to capture it right where it falls. For instance, we’ve created over 4,000 little rain gardens on sidewalks to catch water; we plant a lot of milkweed in those because they absorb a lot of water. They also attract monarch butterflies, so that’s been fun for us.”
Mikelle Adgate, senior adviser at the city’s Department of Environmental Protection

A Very Brief History of the Umbrella

AD 21: Before the umbrella, there was the parasol, which was first seen in ancient Egypt, the Middle East, India, and China. The Chinese started oiling theirs to make them water-resistant.

Photo: Palais Galliera

1709: A Parisian purse-maker named Jean Marius, whose shop was located near the barrier of Saint-Honoré, created the first pocket parasol. Looking strikingly similar to a modern umbrella, it weighed less than one kilogram and had flexible ribs so it could be folded.

1852: In Britain, Samuel Fox invented a steel-ribbed rain umbrella that used shaped rods to make the frame collapsible.

1928: Slawa Horowitz, a student studying sculpture in Vienna, created the first small modern folding umbrella, with a telescopic handle (allowing it to be more compact), metal ribs, a metal shaft, and a black silk cover.

Photo: via Hiroshi Kajimoto

2013: Japanese inventor Hiroshi Kajimoto created the Unbrella, whose design inverts the standard opening mechanism so the water doesn’t slide off and soak your feet.

2019: An umbrella for buildings, made from ethylene tetrafluoroethylene, is invented by architects in Toronto to protect structures and pavements from harsh weather.

A Raincoat, But for a Shtreimel

Niche cover-ups.

For a Cowboy Hat

For Heels

For a Violin

For a Shtreimel

For a Celine Bag

For a Camera

How to Take a #Puddlegram

What is a puddlegram? An iPhone photo of a puddle reflection that has turned into an Instagram trope with its own hashtag. Photo: olivierwicki/Instagram

“Make sure your puddle is clean and deep enough so you can get a strong reflection. Frame your shot with an interesting point of view, possibly something very aligned, establishing long perspectives. Sometimes your picture will look better upside down. The main thing: Puddle pictures should be spontaneous and not staged by placing a temporary subject in the reflection.” —Olivier Wicki, puddlegrammer

What’s the Best Weather App?

Stew Alexander, a systems engineer who has tested 75 weather apps, has some thoughts.

Illustration: Joe McKendry

“I’m a weather freak: I studied meteorology and even got chased by an F3 tornado. For someone who just wants the weather, the best app is MyRadar. The interface is a bit crowded, but it’s easy to get the hang of. It has live radar, and it gives you outlooks on severe storms. It’s updated every five to seven minutes, compared to Dark Sky, whose data is about 15 minutes old. And for anyone with above-average enthusiasm, there’s Windy, with its numerical modeling and dew points.”

Will Global Warming Lead to More Rain in New York?

“Perhaps. In the Northeast we can expect climate change to make the region wetter by about 10 to 15 percent by the end of this century. The amount of water vapor that can exist in the atmosphere has an upper limit, and that limit is set by the temperature: The higher the temperature, the more water vapor the atmosphere is able to hold. Most of this new rain will be concentrated into heavy-rainfall events (like summer downfalls), so we’ll have more rain but not necessarily more rainy days.” —Anthony Broccoli, Rutgers meteorology professor

What’s It Like Being Named Rain?

“Of course, when I was a kid, I was teased by boys who would sing ‘Rain, Rain, Go Away.’ It was the ’80s, and I wanted to be Jennifer or Brittany. But now I like it. My son’s middle name is River.” —Rain Henderson, founder of Elemental Advisors

Is It Easier to Get a Restaurant Reservation When It Rains?

Illustration: Joe McKendry

“You absolutely have a much higher chance of getting a table. On a recent very rainy night, we did 23 less covers than the previous week and were able to accommodate all walk-in guests. And there were seats available at the bar throughout the night. We’ve found that a lot of our neighborhood regulars will come by on those nights; I think they can sense the Manhattanites staying in their borough for the evening.” —Gabby Ayoub, GM at Greenpoint’s Oxomoco

The Life Cycle of the $5 Umbrella

By Matthew Sedacca

Photo: You Touch Pix of EuToch/Shutterstock

The Umbrella

Around 50 percent of the city’s $5 flimsy-black-umbrella market is dominated by Conch, according to Jing Li, general manager of Elite America Corp. Here’s how they get to New York.

• After Wenzhou Conch Umbrella Co., Ltd., assembles the umbrellas in Wenzhou, Zhejiang province, China, the company ships the goods via freighter to the Port of New York and New Jersey.

• They are subsequently transported to distributor Elite America Corp in Greenpoint. (Other nearly identical, often brandless styles hail from manufacturers in Xiamen and end up at warehouses in New Jersey.) The company orders 1,000 cases a month with each case holding 60 umbrellas. (Elite did not disclose its wholesale prices.)

• Street vendors purchase them from middlemen like midtown-based B2B Supply or Elite America Corp.

• They’re then on their way into the hands of forgetful New Yorkers and unlucky tourists.

• And, ultimately, into the trash.

The Vendors

On a drizzly night, umbrella-slingers took stock of their inventory.

Photo: Agencja Fotograficzna Caro/Alamy Stock Photo

“In three hours, we sold 50 little ones, 20 large ones. We’re leaving now [the rain was letting up and his partner wanted to go], but I want to stay.” —Rafael Cruz-Mendez, street vendor, northeast corner of Broadway and 45th Street

“We’re in the middle of the block. If we were on a corner, maybe it’d be better. Right now we’ve got one umbrella left. These come in a 12-pack. It takes three to six months to go through a pack.” —Aki Darji, St. Mark’s E- Smoke & Beer employee

“When it rains, people are asking for them. Nobody is buying when it’s not raining. The profit margin is small: $1.” —Nayan Patel, newsstand vendor on the southeast corner of Broadway and 32nd Street

“I’ve been doing this for ten years — once, four years ago, I made $800 in a day. I feel like I’m doing a public service, making sure people are staying dry.” —Clyde Corey, wandering umbrella-cart vendor from Oahu, Hawaii

The People Who Buy Them

On how long they last.