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Air Travel

  1. air travel
    Janet Napolitano: Pretty Soon You Should Be Able to Leave Your Shoes on Through Airport SecurityRemember dignity?
  2. the most important pee-ple in the world
    Public Plane Peeing Trend Gets Celebrity Cameo Earlier Than ExpectedAnd what a celebrity it is! Gérard Depardieu!
  3. corrections
    Update: Child Who Got Peed On in Plane Never Got Peed onThere was pee, though.
  4. air travel
    Peeing JetBlue Passenger Was American Olympic HopefulThe operative word being: “was.”
  5. air travel
    Somebody Peed on a Child in an AirplaneAs if bringing a child on a plane wasn’t hard enough.
  6. air travel
    Larceny Up 30 Percent at JFK This YearAnother reason to love the airport.
  7. why they hate us
    Terrifying Turtle Stampede Delays Flights at JFKThis again?
  8. air travel
    People Went Crazy on Airplanes YesterdayPlease stop doing that.
  9. air travel
    Continental Passengers Subdue Crazed Man Who Tries to Open Door Mid-FlightRemember this the next time a flight attendant asks you if you are able to assist in the exit row.
  10. air travel
    Boeing: Whoa, We Didn’t Expect Our 737s to Fall Apart THAT QuicklyDon’t worry, folks.
  11. air travel
    Man Boards Plane at JFK With Three Box CuttersRemember box cutters? The reason we have the TSA in the first place?
  12. geroni 'mo
    It Wasn’t Sex That Steven Slater and His Boyfriend Were Having When the Cops Showed UpIt was prayer.
  13. air travel
    Man Finally Reaches Breaking Point Over the Magical Blocking Powers of Airplane Service CartsThey fill the aisle so completely!
  14. arianna!
    Arianna Huffington Busted for Using BlackBerry on Plane, Laughs It OffOther passengers, however, were not as amused.
  15. air travel
    Leonardo DiCaprio Goes Down With Another VesselThis time it was a Delta flight to Moscow whose engine blew shortly after takeoff from JFK. Nobody was harmed.
  16. underwear bombers
    Here Are Some Potential Problems With the New Anti-Scanner UndiesSome of these problems involve the bedroom.
  17. Steven Slater Admits to Being ‘Alcoholically Involved’ on FlightJetBlue attendant tells Larry King he might have had a “sip or two” before his freakout.
  18. scares
    Threatening Note Found in Bathroom of Bangkok–Los Angeles FlightFBI says there’s no evidence a bomb was onboard.
  19. terror plots
    Two Men On Chicago-To-Amsterdam Flight Arrested For ‘Preparing’ Terror AttackOne of them made it through airport security with a box cutter, knives and $7,000 in cash.
  20. scares
    NYC-Bound Flight Grounded After ‘Non-Credible’ ThreatCouple removed from plane for unknown reasons.
  21. the friendly skies
    Southwest Flight Attendants: The Baby-Soothers of the SkiesWhat if every flight had an official Baby Whisperer?
  22. geroni'mo
    Steven Slater Wants His Job Back“Flying is in his blood.”
  23. geroni 'mo
    JetBlue CFO Flies Cross-Country, Collects GarbageApparently, this is business as usual.
  24. geroni 'mo
    Steven Slater’s Story Is More Nuanced Than We Originally Heard(A) Duh. (B) We don’t care.
  25. geroni 'mo
    Steven Slater: The BalladsNow THAT’s more like it.
  26. folk heroes
    Steven Slater Released From Jail, Posts $2,500 BailFolk hero says he “appreciates the support.”
  27. geroni 'mo
    So Is Berserk Jetblue Flight Attendant Steven Slater a Folk Hero Yet?Kinda, but it won’t last.
  28. air travel
    JetBlue Flight Attendant Grabbed Two Beers Before Fleeing Onboard ScuffleBecause why not?
  29. public service announcements
    JFK, Newark, and La Guardia to Get Full Body Scanners Next MonthThis is your final warning.
  30. full body scans
    Full-Body Scans Finally Coming to New YorkTime to hit the gym!
  31. air travel
    Chances Are, You Didn’t Just ‘Lose’ Your Laptop at JFKNo matter what the police told you.
  32. air travel
    London’s Heathrow Airport Closed Monday Due to Volcanic AshEyjafjallajokul is back.
  33. air travel
    Jet Crash in Libya Creates Another Miracle BoyOne Dutch boy survived while more than a hundred others were killed.
  34. air travel
    Pilots Hate La GuardiaA view from the cockpit.
  35. why they hate us
    Humans Winning War on Geese!For NOW.
  36. air travel
    Man Put on No-Fly List in Mid-FlightThat was awkward.
  37. health carnage
    Barney Frank Accosted on Airplane by Drunk Lady Doctors“If you’re trying to be bitchy, you’re doing a good job,” hissed Barney’s boyfriend in his defense. Snap!
  38. homeland security
    Obama Approves Revamp of Security Checks on Flights to U.S.New system involves checking passenger information against “intelligence reports.”
  39. air travel
    New York’s Airports Make Everyone LateAre you surprised?
  40. air travel
    Flight Attendants Ration Pringles on Sixteen-Hour Nightmare Flight From LAX to JFKIt’s always Pringles, isn’t it.
  41. air travel
    Clueless Newark Trespasser Didn’t Know the Trouble He Caused“I didn’t know it was me.”
  42. air travel
    Air Travel Out of JFK to Get Worse, More Expensive, Starting TodayAnd you thought it wasn’t possible.
  43. strikes
    Lufthansa Pilots Begin Four-Day StrikeStrike of 4,000 pilots to cause major travel complications this week.
  44. important debates
    Airport Security Officials Caught in Most Obvious Lie EverThose full-body scanners DO record images!
  45. terror plots
    Do Not Let This Child Get on Your PlaneHe’s on a list!
  46. air travel
    Plane Forced Into Emergency Landing at Newark AirportDon’t worry. Everyone is safe.
  47. air travel
    Now is Really Not the Time to Try to Smoke on a PlaneWoman caught smoking on plane flying into JFK. Her ex isn’t surprised.
  48. airport security
    Rutgers Student Arrested for Newark Security Breach; Was ‘Very Excited to Have a Real Woman’It really is just like a romantic comedy!
  49. air travel
    JFK to Get Worse Before It Gets BetterThe airport’s largest runway will be closed for four months this year for renovations.
  50. airport security
    Was the Newark Airport Trespasser a Character From a Romantic Comedy?According to a source, security footage shows a heartbroken man chasing after a departing woman on the day that the airport was shut down.
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