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  1. into the snyder-verse
    Zack Snyder’s Original Title for Batman v Superman Was Somehow Even Worse“Guys, can’t we just do something like Son of Sun and Knight of Night, or something that’s a little bit more poetic?”
  2. voice of a generation
    Joyce Carol Oates Leaves Internet Reeling in Horror of Her FootBut she doesn’t see the big deal about it.
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    The U.S. Will Get Its Grubby Paws on Eurovision with ‘American Song Contest’Because America famously doesn’t have enough singing competition television shows…
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    MTV Thinks It Might Be Able to Hold the VMAs at Barclays Center This AugustUmmmm …
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    Just Give People HandoutsSometimes it’s not that complicated.
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    What the Hell Is Vexit?A native of western Virginia tries to explain.
  7. brownface
    Justin Trudeau Wore Brownface to an ‘Arabian Nights’–Themed Gala in 2001“He attended with friends and colleagues dressed as a character from Aladdin.”
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    I Made Rachel’s English Trifle and Forced My Entire Family to Eat ItWhy, you ask? The better question: Why not?
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    And Now, an Update on Alan DershowitzEpstein’s lawyer was scheduled to defend biblical characters accused of “kidnapping and child trafficking” in a mock trial.
  10. rants
    Kranch Arrives in Stores, and America Teeters on the BrinkNo, thanks!
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    Trump Is Eyeing Herman Cain for the Federal Reserve BoardAppointing a pizza magnate with a history of sexual harassment to the central bank might sound crazy at first. But upon reflection, it’s totally nuts.
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    Yes, They Once Tried to Make a Broadway Musical Out of LolitaAnd it was just as misbegotten a project as you’d guess.
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    Government to E-Cig Companies: Stop Making Vapes That Look Like Junk FoodIt’s the end of the line for Candy King Sour Worms and Vape Heads Sour Smurf Sauce.
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    Ted Cruz Really Did Not Nail This Simpsons Analogy About Gun ControlIf only the senator from Texas had thought this one through a little bit more.
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    Megyn Kelly Claims Some Women Want to Be Fat-ShamedShe says she asked her stepfather to call her a fat ass when she was trying to lose weight in law school.
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    Please, Do Not Make ‘Snow Cream’ Out of New York City SnowIt cannot be good for you.
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    Miss America CEO Reportedly Bad-Mouthed Contestants in Personal EmailsSam Haskell allegedly called a former winner “trashy” and “huge.”
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    Doug Jones Says America Should ‘Move on’ From Allegations Against TrumpRethink this.
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    A PR Company Is Sending Newsrooms #MeToo-Branded CookiesWith an M made to look like the Weinstein Company logo.
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    People Are Understandably Horrified by This Shop’s Charles Manson Doughnut“Their creative team needs help.”
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    Start-Up Unveils Plan to Eliminate Tipping That Will Definitely WorkIt involves a Yelp-style rating system tied to a blockchain and cryptocurrency.
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    People Hate the Google Maps Calorie CounterDistances are measured in mini cupcakes.
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    Miu Miu Learns Clothes With Yellow Star Patches Are Not A Good IdeaThe Prada-owned company removed the clothes after many said they were reminiscent of yellow stars Jews were forced to wear during the Holocaust.
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    A Non-Muslim Australian Senator Wore a Burka in Parliament to Push for Burka BanPauline Hanson’s stunt outraged Senate leadership.
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    Chris Brown Probably Shouldn’t Have Commented on Rihanna’s InstagramHell hath no fury like Rihanna fans scorned.
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    Angelina Jolie Had an … Unconventional Method for Casting Her Latest MovieShe gave money to poor kids, then took it away, to see how they’d react.
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    Trump Agrees That His U.S.-Russia Cybersecurity Unit Will Never WorkThe president reversed himself after the idea was panned by both Democrats and Republicans.
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    Someone Invented Snortable ChocolateCoco Loko is basically marketed as Four Loko for your nose.
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    Here Is Alexander Skarsgård’s (Bad) Idea for Big Little Lies Season Two“So, it’s basically a badass revenge story …”
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    Biggie’s Mom Calls Out Kendall and Kylie for Using Son’s Likeness on T-ShirtsThe Jenners have since apologized.
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    Gynecologist Warns Not to Put Ground-Up Wasps’ Nests in Your VaginaDuly noted.
  32. Oklahoma Lawmaker’s Money-Saving Plan: Hand Kids Who Don’t Speak English to ICEThe proposal could save the state $60 million … if rounding up children wasn’t illegal, expensive, and unpopular.
  33. bad ideas
    Cops Falsely Accuse Restaurant’s Staff of Singing ‘F**k Tha Police’The owner says everyone involved will be fired.
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    A New TV Show Had Contestants Guess Whether a Woman Was Pregnant or FatDutch TV show Neem Je Zwemspullen Mee is not going over well.
  35. Maybe John Mayer Could Learn Something From Game of ThronesIs he just doing it on purpose at this point?
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    Here’s the Questionable Music Video John Mayer Tried to Preemptively DefendIf you have to explain why you’re not culturally appropriating, you probably are.
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    New York’s First BrunchCon Was a Drunken HellscapeTrash everywhere, pregnant women pushed, and others left asking where to actually find brunch.
  38. The 20 Percent Tariff on Mexico That Wasn’tSean Spicer explained the House GOP’s border-adjustment tax poorly. The media assumed the worst. “Fake news” ensued.
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    10 Alternatives to Goop’s Sold-out Vaginal Jade EggsThe resale market is probably booming.
  40. Producer Jon Peters Wants to Remake ‘Caddyshack’ Starring Jack NicholsonThe executive producer of the 1980 comedy classic Caddyshack has plans for a remake. In a lengthy interview with The Hollywood Reporter posted […]
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    This Notorious Heir Was Just Arrested For Faking His Own KidnappingElkann claimed he was being held for a $10,000 ransom.
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    A Guy Fieri Pub Crawl Will Soon Threaten New York’s StreetsWhy?
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    Hilary Duff and Boyfriend Jason Walsh Chose Very Unfortunate Halloween CostumesThey did not get the memo.
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    Trump Campaign Takes Brief, Bold Stance Against Food SafetyWhat good has it done anyone?
  45. Mexican Finance Minister Resigns Amid Backlash to Trump VisitLuis Videgaray reportedly came up with the idea of inviting Trump to the country. It wasn’t his best idea.
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    Italian Women Are Not Happy With Italy’s Sexist ‘Fertility Day’ CampaignNot only is it sexist, it doesn’t address the real problem.
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    McDonald’s Online Create-a-Burger Contest Got Out of Hand Very QuicklyGive the public a chance to name things, and you know it’s going to get gross fast.
  48. Bad Ideas
    Chain Fires Manager for Giving ‘Best Butt’ AwardThe owner tells employees to expect more sexual-harassment training.
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    KFC Is Now Making Edible Nail Polish That Tastes Like ChickenIt tastes like chicken.
  50. unamusment park
    Erotic Theme Park Sounds Just As Stressful As Regular Theme ParkWe’ll sit this one out. 
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