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Bernie Madoff

  1. made-off
    Dead Madoff Buddy Gives $200 Million to WifeMaybe that money should go to the people it was stolen from?
    By Adam K. Raymond
  2. made-off
    Put Yourself in Ruth Madoff’s ShoesLiterally!
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Madoff Bankruptcy Trustee Drops One Claim Against Merkin, Eleven RemainJ. Ezra Merkin’s funds are still getting sued for $564.6 million, but some of that money will have to come from the funds that lost it all.
    By Zeke Turner
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    Madoff Accountant Pleads Guilty to Scheme He Didn’t Know AboutDavid Friehling maintains he was actually just stupid.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Bernie and the BlowhardBernie tells colorful stories about his friends at the SEC.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Madoff Wishes He’d Been Caught ‘Six or Eight Years Ago’Frauster was practically in awe of SEC incompetence.
    By Lindsay Robertson
  7. made-off
    Madoff Investor Died of a Boring Old Heart AttackOnce again, the Bernie Madoff saga fails to be as intriguing as it sounds.
    By Jessica Pressler
  8. made-off
    Madoff Associate Found Dead in Swimming PoolJeffry Picower was accused of reaping $7 billion from Madoff’s scheme.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  9. made-off
    Real-Estate Mogul Steve Roth Buys Bernie Madoff’s Cursed Montauk HomeThe billionaire Vornado chairman will be spending weekends at Bernie’s.
    By Jessica Pressler
  10. made-off
    Lawsuit Claims Madoff Loved Cocaine, Topless PartiesHis office was known as “The North Pole.”
    By Adam K. Raymond
  11. figures
    Sorry, Mets Fans: The Wilpons Won’t Be Needing to Sell the TeamThe Wilpon family actually made money with Bernie Madoff.
    By Will Leitch
  12. ballsy crimes
    Madoff Eats Pizza Cooked by a PervAnd he shares his cell with a drug dealer.
    By Adam K. Raymond
  13. party lines
    Tony Kushner: ‘Bernie Madoff’s a Murderer’At a benefit concert for American Jewish World Services, the playwright took aim at the jailed Ponzi-schemer.
    By Jada Yuan
  14. made-off
    Before Bernie Madoff Ruined Her Life, Phyllis Molchatsky Was Just Another 60-Year-Old Mom Trying to Get ByA little more about one of the Madoff investors who filed suit against the SEC today.
    By Robert Kolker
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    Bernie Madoff Shows Fellow Inmates What He’s Made Of“DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?”
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Madoff Relatives Sued for Being Total ImbecilesBernie’s immediate family was “completely derelict” in carrying out their professional duties, says a suit.
    By Jessica Pressler
  17. made-off
    Bernie Madoff Gored by BullNot literally. Artistically.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    New Madoff Bio Reveals Further TMI“Some of the times they walked around naked, Bernie and Ruth.”
    By Jessica Pressler
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    For Bernie Madoff’s Victims, the Horror Never EndsBernie’s victims have a new problem.
    By Jessica Pressler
  20. made-off
    Most Madoff Victims Only Lost Pretend MoneyA report from federal prosecutors reveals that half of Bernie’s customers made money from his Ponzi scheme.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Who Bought Bernie Madoff’s Beach House?And paid over the asking price?
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Who Keeps Stealing Bernie Madoff’s Art?For the second time, a sculpture has been taken from one of Bernie Madoff’s homes.
    By Jessica Pressler
  23. Serena Boardman, Broker to the Fallen StarsThe sociable Sotheby’s saleswoman may be the top seller of Ponzified properties.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Madoff on SEC: ‘You Don’t Have to Be Too Brilliant With These Guys’A tape of Bernie Madoff is released at an awkward moment for the SEC.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Brown, Everything Brown! Bernie Madoff’s Penthouse Revealed to Critical MediaThe media is unimpressed with Bernie and Ruth’s New York penthouse. What do you think?
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Madoff Rage Turns Florida Residents Into Poop-Throwing PsychosU.S. Marshals prepping the Ponzi-schemer’s homes for sale have run into some trouble with the locals.
    By Jessica Pressler
  27. knockoffs
    Brooklyn’s Philip Barry May Have Perpetrated World’s Worst Ponzi SchemeWe don’t mean he stole the most money. We mean he was bad at it.
    By Jessica Pressler
  28. summering
    Katie Lee Joel Is Looking for Good BunsOur last East End gossip roundup of the summer!
    By Katie Goldsmith
  29. made-off
    SEC to Send Staff to ‘Fraud College’ to Prepare Them for Future Madoffs“The fraud college concept is a great one,” SEC Chairman Mary Schapiro said today. Er, really?
    By Jessica Pressler
  30. made-off
    Madoff Was ‘a Wonderful Storyteller,’ According to SEC EmployeeOh, the yarns he could spin!
    By Jessica Pressler
  31. made-off
    Things Have Really Gone Pear-Shaped for Mark MadoffLiterally.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Sheryl Weinstein’s Cuckholded Husband: Bernie’s Small Penis Made Him a SociopathThere, he said it.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Bernie Madoff’s Wooden Ducks Could Be YoursLet’s get the bidding started!
    By Jessica Pressler
  34. we’re sorry but we can’t look away
    By the Way, Did Bernie Madoff’’s Mistress Mention He Had a Tiny Wang?Sheryl Weinstein is talking about the Ponzi schemer’s bits again.
    By Jessica Pressler
  35. ballsy crimes
    Robert Allen Stanford HospitalizedGod, will you stop trying to be Bernie Madoff already?
    By Chris Rovzar
  36. made-off
    Bernie Madoff’s Alleged Mistress Had to Write That Book or Her Family Would DieSheryl Weinstein only sold her story to put food on her family.
    By Lindsay Robertson
  37. ballsy crimes
    Bernie Madoff’s Prison Experience Keeps Getting WorseA new, special kind of torment is coming in the mail.
    By Dan Amira
  38. ballsy crimes
    Bernard Madoff ‘Dying’ of Cancer!The Ponzi schemer’s fellow inmates report that he’s taking twenty pills a day.
    By Chris Rovzar
  39. made-off
    How Many Penis Jokes Can Be Made About Bernie Madoff’s Yacht?You could now own Bernie Madoff’s long, “luscious,” compensatory yacht.
    By Lindsay Robertson
  40. made-off
    As Far As Evil Geniuses Go, Bernie Madoff Fails to ImpressIn the end, he was just a neat freak with a small penis.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Bernie’s Wang: ‘On the Short Side, Small in Circumference’Further revelations from the Ponzi schemer’s former mistress.
    By Jessica Pressler
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    Bernie Madoff Was ‘Not Well-Endowed,’ According to MemoirWhich is exactly what we imagined, insofar as we were imagining it at all, which we weren’t.
    By Jessica Pressler
  43. atrocities
    Former Madoff Employees’ Suffering Can Be Compared to Only One ThingDecember 11 is a day Bernie’s former employees will Never Forget.
    By Jessica Pressler
  44. Brooklyn’s Bernie Madoff Spent $40 Million on Shag Carpeting and Cheese Sandwiches“Brooklyn’s Bernie Madoff” is way less glamorous than the Ponz.
    By Jessica Pressler
  45. Lady Who Had an Affair With Bernie Madoff Actually Very PrettyWeird.
    By Jessica Pressler
  46. made-off
    Madoff CFO Had Illegal Firearms Until Last WeekHe was just hanging on to them, we guess, in case they came in handy.
    By Jessica Pressler
  47. Mediavore
    Madoff Loved Lure; Brooklyn’s Burger Kings Are ThreatenedPlus: whiskey sales on the rise, and a cloudy future for restaurant stocks, all in our morning news roundup.
    By Leila Cohan-Miccio
  48. ballsy crime
    Shocking: Bernie Madoff Cheated On His WifeA new book reveals “intimate descriptions” of the Ponzi-schemer.
    By Jessica Pressler
  49. Harry Markopolos Warns of a Bleak FutureBut first, dinner at Nello’s.
    By Jessica Pressler
  50. made-off
    Madoff CFO: ‘It Was All Fake. It Was Wrong, and I Knew It Was Wrong.’Frank DiPascali pleads guilty.
    By Jessica Pressler
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