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    BlackBerry’s Global Market Share Is Now 0.0 PercentThe CrackBerry is dead. Real dead.
  2. bbm baby
    Lana Del Rey Made a Song About Sexting on BBMPING!
  3. remember the early 2000s?
    What Will Kim Kardashian Do Now That the Blackberry Is Officially Dead?Gone but not forgotten.
  4. BlackBerry Kills Its Classic Model, Which It Was Still Making, by the WayAnother icon of early mobile computing bites the dust.
  5. relics
    Kim Kardashian, Tech Guru, Buys BlackBerrys on eBay The last BlackBerry fan on earth.
  6. wackberry
    BlackBerry CEO Is Relieved of World’s Worst JobHeins is out, $1 billion of convertible debt is in, and a last-minute mercy sale is off.
  7. blackburied
    BlackBerry Fans Are Pretty Mad About the Company’s $4.7 Billion Buyout OfferThe mercy killing of BlackBerry isn’t sitting well with its diehards.
  8. The New Cronut
    New Cronut Flavor: Blackberry Up Next at Dominique Ansel BakeryPlus, there’s now going to be a cronut lottery.
  9. the crackberry revival
    A Eulogy for My Dead BlackBerry 10 Demo, Which Lived for Four Days1/30/2013–2/3/2013.
  10. the crackberry revival
    BlackBerry’s Last Stand: Live at a Smartphone RevivalA new smartphone, Alicia Keys, and a company in decline.
  11. annals of obsolescence
    How the BlackBerry Died: The Five Mistakes That Killed a Once-Great DeviceRest in peace, sweet smartphone.
  12. cuomolot
    Andrew Cuomo Insists His BBM-ing Isn’t ShadyThe governor’s administration scoffs at suggestions that they’re too secretive.
  13. BlackBerry Loses Its Base: Hill StaffersHas Obama’s favorite gadget reached its twilight year?
  14. business
    BlackBerry Maker Co-CEOs Step DownApple and Google have put a squeeze on the company.
  15. the future is coming
    Dell Releases Plan to Throw Away 25,000 BlackBerrysIt wants employees to use its own, new brand of smartphone.
  16. Biba
    Stop Texting and Talk to your Date: A ManifestoNo distracting devices at Jon Myerow’s restaurants.
  17. sexy tech
    Irrefutable Evidence That an iPhone Will Get You LaidThe average number of sexual partners for 30-year-olds according to their smartphone brand.
  18. u2
    Did Switching Cell-phone Carriers Cost U2 360,000 Fans?If ‘Get on Your Boots’ had sound-tracked an iPod touch ad, would things be different now?