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  1. party safe
    What’s Going on With Fentanyl Overdoses in New York?Parties are back, and so is panic about what’s in the cocaine.
  2. please!
    Eurovision Winner Was Not Doing Coke on Live TV, Okay?!“Please, guys, do not say that. Don’t say that, really.”
  3. drugs
    Eurovision Says Winner Wasn’t Doing Cocaine on Live TV, But Come OnThe Italian singer will take a drug test.
  4. uh oh
    The ‘Cocaine Hippos’ Are Out of ControlEighty to 100 invasive hippos are running roughshod over Colombia’s Magdalena river basin — and scientists fear their ranks could swell.
  5. great causes
    Josh Gondelman Says He Won’t Try Cocaine Despite Growing DemandsBut you should still sign the petition.
  6. happy holidays
    Walmart Pulls Tasteful Sweater Depicting Santa at Bushwick Loft PartyChristmas was canceled for this Santa.
  7. feral hogs
    Oh No, the Feral Hogs Have Gotten Their Hands on Some CocaineWhat a waste.
  8. me: elton john
    Elton John, Turned on by Coke, Liked to Watch Men Have Sex, New Memoir Reveals“I found it was an aphrodisiac, which is strange, because for most people it kills the erection side of things completely.”
  9. masters of disguise
    Can You Spot the Half-Kilo of Cocaine in This Picture?Look closely.
  10. GOP Senate Candidate in West Virginia Calls McConnell ‘Cocaine Mitch’Don Blankenship is now adding Mitch McConnell to the list of conspirators — including Barack Obama — he says are trying to keep him out of the Senate.
  11. extortion
    Blackmail From Cocaine Dealer Led to Former ESPN Chief’s Surprising ResignationJohn Skipper resigned in December to deal with a longtime “substance addiction.”
  12. the chain gang
    Bronx McDonald’s Manager Ran Thriving Cocaine Side Business From Store’s CounterNYPD called it “so blatant, it would be comical” if it weren’t a serious narcotics crime.
  13. select all
    Overwatch Takes a Trip Through Meme History With This Zarya EmoteThe 1988 aerobics championship that just won’t die.
  14. party chats
    Carrie Fisher Now Says She Doesn’t Think Trump Used Cocaine at the DebateWalking back a tweet.
  15. coke business
    Police Found $56 Million Worth of Actual Coke at Coca-Cola FactoryLet the conspiracy theories begin.
  16. Top Chipotle Executive Indicted for Cocaine PossessionFor now, the chain has put him on leave.
  17. tragedy
    Long Island Doctor, Mother of 3, Found Dead After Night Out in CityA Post source says the Manhasset dermatologist used cocaine that night with a Facebook pal.
  18. crimes and misdeamnors
    It’s Cocaine-Gourd Season Federal agents found $6 million in drugs hidden inside a shipment of pumpkins and squash.
  19. bad cops
    Honored NYPD Cop Busted for Buying CocaineHis precinct is probably regretting it now. 
  20. new shows
    Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer Producing ‘Untitled Cocaine Project’For TNT, natch.
  21. the war on drugs
    FIT Student Became an Unwitting Drug Mule During Her Summer VacationShe found ten pounds of cocaine in her suitcase.
  22. photo op
    These Disgusting-Looking Cookies Have a Very Special Ingredient Worth $52,000Hint: It’s illegal.
  23. crimes and misdemeanors
    Creative Smuggler Hid Cocaine in Suitcase HandleHis inventiveness will not go unappreciated.
  24. crimes and misdemeanors
    Powdered Custard Packages Not the Best Place to Hide CocaineNo one needs that much non-perishable dessert.
  25. crimes and misdemeanors
    The Latest Creative But Ultimately Unsuccessful Way to Hide Cocaine: Goat MeatA good effort.
  26. Nigella Lawson
    Cocaine Testimony Allegedly Landed Nigella Lawson on No-Fly List“She didn’t seem to say much, but she did not look happy.”
  27. crimes and misdemeanors
    Cocaine-Addled Naked Man Rides Tricycle Through New Jersey Apartment ComplexIt happens.
  28. drugs
    14 Cocaine-Filled Condoms Seized En Route to the VaticanIt probably wasn’t for Pope Francis.
  29. Nigella Lawson
    Nigella Lawson Won’t Be Investigated for Drug UseNow it’s really time to move on.
  30. Nigella Lawson
    Nigella Lawson Admits to Dabbling in CocaineWe can all move on now, but it’s likely that won’t happen.
  31. Allegations
    Nigella Lawson Drug-Use Allegations Just Keep Getting NastierThe celebrity chef’s ex-husband sent her an e-mail saying “you trashed your daughter’s life.”
  32. Allegations
    British Court Hears Reports of Nigella Lawson’s Alleged Drug UseThe lawyer says that the alleged drug use is “highly relevant” to his client’s court case.
  33. crimes and misdemeanors
    Representative Trey Radel Is Taking a Leave of Absence to Enter RehabWill donate his salary to charity.
  34. You Can’t Check 2,866 Pounds of Cocaine on Air FranceOr any airline, really.
  35. baby bumps
    Another Use for Prosthetic Baby BumpsHint: It’s illegal.
  36. people who are older than you
    The Secret to Long Life: Walking, Barley … and Cocaine?Maybe! (Not really.)
  37. Brooklyn Cocaine Truck Sold Ice Cream TooAlso, oxycodone.
  38. Hives and Punishment
    Really Raw Honey Owner Frantz Walker Gets a Really Raw Deal, Lawyer Says“He’s a legitimate business owner, and he has a Second Amendment right to own weapons,” his lawyer says.
  39. Arrest Report
    Oops! Dream Hotel Owner Vikram Chatwal Arrested With Cocaine, Heroin, Pills, andThe hotelier kept his stash in a baggie in the crotch of his pants, apparently.
  40. Competitive Eating
    Out-of-Towner Crowned Wing Bowl Champ; El Wingador Indicted on Drug ChargesThis year’s champion chowed down 287 wings to cinch the win.
  41. unintended uses
    Breast Implants a Bad Place to Stow Your CocaineOr anyone else’s cocaine.
  42. Adam Newman Becomes the Second Comedian This Year to Find Cocaine on a […] Earlier this month, L.A.-based stand-up Jake Weisman was heckled during a performance and invited the heckler up, only to have him […]
  43. crimes and misdemeanors
    Times Square Still Seedy Enough for $5 Million Cocaine BustSix alleged traffickers were caught with 48 kilos of coke.
  44. Jake Weisman Invites a Heckler Onstage and Finds Cocaine on Him Here’s a video of L.A.-based comedian Jake Weisman performing at a the Hell Yes festival in New Orleans on Saturday when a heckler interrupts […]
  45. drugs
    Someone Tried to Smuggle 57 Pounds of Cocaine on a Flight to New YorkThey were thwarted.
  46. Crime Scenes
    El Wingador Busted For CokeThere’s no Buffalo wing eating contest where he’s going.
  47. Hannibal Buress Figures Out a Good Reason To Do Cocaine There are a lot of really great stand-ups out there but nobody kills it on late night like Hannibal. If this were 30 years ago, Carson would […]
  48. photo op
    Guess What Was Inside These 684 Buttons at JFKThis is an easy one.
  49. sadface
    Whitney Houston’s Death Ruled AccidentalCocaine use and heart disease contributed to her accidental drowning.
  50. diplomatic immunity
    Maybe Ban Ki-moon Just Really Likes to Party?Security found 40 pounds of cocaine at the U.N.
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