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    Beware the Short ManOr don’t, actually.
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    Drunk Dude Wins $2.3 Million Off Cash-Strapped MTAHey everybody, did you know you could be set for life if you just pass out in that warm, muddy spot in the middle of the train tracks?
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    Brooklyn EMT Apparently Never Learned That Lesson About BB Guns and EyesThis is the problem with raising your kids in the city.
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    Renée Zellweger and Dan Abrams: Things That Make You Go ‘Hmmm’No, no. It made us actually go, ‘WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON??’ That’s what we meant.
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    If You Thought Last Week’s Story About New York’s Middle Class Was Depressing…Then have we got the article for you.
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    Shocking News: The Middle Class Has It a Lot Harder Here Than Anywhere ElseBut does that mean we can’t achieve the American Dream? It depends.
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    After Suits, Countersuits, and Settlement, Vavilov Buys Into Plaza AnywayBut has the damage been done?
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    This Guy’s Nanny Is Worse Than Your NannyShe lied, she stole, and then her husband got beat up for no good reason.
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    Spitzer Madams’ Fortunes: One Goes Up, the Other Goes DownOne Spitzer madam gets locked up for six months while another finds a way to make money off her woes.
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    Defending the ‘Dating a Banker Anonymous’ GirlsMaybe talking about how your boyfriend is a loser isn’t so abnormal after all.
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    When Robbing Banks, Be Careful What You Use for Your Demand NoteDon’t, for example, use the back of an envelope with your address on it.
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    A Good Thing About Living in NYC: No Reason to Stay in Dirtiest Hotel in AmericaIf your parents complain about your tiny, grungy apartment when they come to visit, put them up in the Carter.
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    Trust Us, You Want Them to Fix That Extra Gap at South Ferry StationYou don’t want to accidentally lose your new copy of ‘New York’!
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    This Is What Happens to You When You Get Slashed in the Face With a Sushi KnifeThe ‘Post’ tortures you additionally with bad puns.
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    Possibly Corrupt Transit Official Rolling in Furs, Flat-ScreensBut maybe they were just that kind of fur that people wear on the subway.
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    Midtown Twentysomething Thinks NYC Is O-V-E-RSometimes the ‘Times’ gives us such a headache.
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    Crime of the Day: EelnappingWith bonus shark-snuggling!
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    SJP May Want Britney to Appear in Next Sex and the City MovieSomebody’s stylist gave them their Bad Idea Jeans this morning.
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    FIT Giggly Coke Girls Achieve the ImpossibleThey turn drug dealing into a nonprofit enterprise.
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    Patti LuPone Gives ’Em Hell on the Way OutA tantrum during her penultimate performance in ‘Gypsy’ gave fans just what they wanted: a dose of pure Patti.
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    Today in Shirtless Crime BustsPervs and muggers, beware being caught topless.
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    The People Who Went in Coney Water Yesterday Are Not Real PeopleThey call themselves Polar Bears, but they are really temperature-free swimbots.
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    Olivia Palermo: Everything You Need to KnowJust discovering MTV’s new girl? We’ve known her for years.
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    Honestly, Who Doesn’t Throw a Shoe These Days?A protester tried to hurl one at an MTA board member during a meeting over fare hikes and service cuts.
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    Do You Have Lots of Money and Unresolved Personal Issues?Then we may have just the opportunity for you!
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    Getting Busted for Coke Dealing Is Surprisingly HilariousWe would think it would be terrifying. Apparently, not so.
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    Plaxico’s Web of Disaster ExpandsA whole lot more people are going down for the idiotic shooting incident over the weekend.
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    Old Ladies Continue Winning Streak Against ThugsYet another great stupid thug story from the New York ‘Post.’
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    The Mysterious Baby-Pacifier Tree of Borough ParkThey’re gross to look at up close, but it’s pretty from a distance!
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    What to Do When You Are Locked in a Belly-Dancing Bar After You’ve Already Stolen EverythingSeriously, haven’t you always wondered what you’d do? God bless the police blotter.
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    So Plaxico Burress Walked Into a Bar…What happened after the Giants hero shot himself in the leg at a midtown bar on Friday night? Jokes, of course.
  32. Al Qaeda Eyeing NYC SubwaysPresumably because their own tunnels weren’t disgusting enough.
  33. What Would You Put on Seventeen Stories in Times Square?There’s a new giant billboard in Times Square just waiting for your input.
  34. Seven Ways to Tell That You, Mr. Purse Snatcher, Are Not a ManHow a story from the tabloids can teach us a little about chivalry.
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    We Need to Talk About You Drinking on Your StoopDon’t be alarmed that we’re all here. We just want to chat.
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    City Buses Travel Slower Than Chickens WalkingUm, yeah. It’s all about context, eh?
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    Brooklyn ‘Real World’: Everything Has ChangedA new trailer tries to convince MTV viewers that this season will be DIFFERENT.
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    Why Is the Goot Running in Central Park With No Bottoms?We mean that more in the ‘WHY, GOD, WHY? sense…
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    All-Important ‘Thriller’ Dancing Record BrokenSeventy-three people showed up to dance as zombies in the largest-ever re-creation of Michael Jackson’s iconic video.
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    ‘Page Six’ Busts Lyin’ Lydia HearstShe doesn’t write her own columns, she DID say mean things about Hearst Corp., and that’s not even her real last name!
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    Chunk Joins a GangThere’s a new gang in Williamsburg named the Pretty Boy Goonies. Forgive us, but we couldn’t resist.
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    Christie Brinkley’s Media ControlChristie Brinkley has filed a restraining order to prevent Peter Cook from showing their children his Barbara Walters interview tonight.
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    Post-Divorce Shocker: Peter Cook Blames Failed Marriage on BrinkleyIn his upcoming interview with Barbara Walters, Christie Brinkley’s ex tells his side of the story. Also, he cries like a little girl.
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    Did You Know New York Has a ‘Dungeon Alley’?A group of dominatrices is getting together to spread the word about this new hood.
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    We Check In on David BlaineWe sent our reporter to watch him as he went through the first 24 hours of his 60-hour stint of hanging upside-down in Central Park. He doesn’t look so hot. Anybody remember when that dude used to do magic?
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    Heather Mills to Donate $1 Million in Food to Hunts Point Children’s CharityTomorrow, Paul McCartney’s ex-wife will make a presentation to the children of the South Bronx — and grill some meatless hot dogs, to boot!
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    Possible Dinosaur Hooker Ring Busted in TribecaA den of dominatrices with potentially funny habits was just raided by vice cops downtown.
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    Cancer-Surviving Movie Critic Victim of Vicious ThwackingWe can all learn a lesson from this, people.
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    It’s the End of the Summer: Time to Share Your Nightmare-Intern Stories!Had a bad intern this summer or in seasons past? Tell us about it! (No, not, like, ‘tell us about it’ — our own interns are great. We mean actually describe him or her to us in the comments section!)
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    Tricia Walsh-Smith Takes On Kathie Lee GiffordThe bitter ex-wife of Shubert Organization president Philip Smith finds a new target — incorrectly accusing the ‘Today’ show host of plotting her death.
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