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Early And Awful
Wilbur Ross Jokes Syria Strike Was ‘After-Dinner Entertainment’ at Mar-a-Lago
The Commerce secretary added that it “didn’t cost the president anything,” as the crowd chuckled.
GOP Senator’s Debate Tactic: Jab War Hero Over Ethnicity and Military Heritage
“I forgot your parents came all the way from Thailand to serve George Washington.”
Congressman Explains Charlotte Protesters Just ‘Hate White People’
Meanwhile, Mike Pence thinks we should all set aside “this talk about institutional racism and institutional bias.”
Governor LePage: Disease-Riddled Asylum Seekers Are Maine’s ‘Biggest Problem’
Though some of their illnesses aren’t real.
Paul LePage Claims Racist Remarks Were Part of a Clever Strategy
Shocker: He was talking about black drug dealers the whole time!
LePage Blames Maine’s Heroin Woes on ‘D-Money’
I was going impromptu and my brain didn’t catch up to my mouth.”
CSPAN Caller Lets It Slip That Republicans ‘Hate That N*gger Obama’
The problem with live political television.
Maine Governor Paul LePage Explains Obama Hates White People
But he’s learned his lesson about calling people Nazis.
Bob Filner Hits Rock Bottom [Updated]
He’s accused of making inappropriate sexual advances on a great-grandmother.
Jesse Jackson Jr. Gets 30 Months in Prison
He “smiled slightly when he received his punishment.”
Missouri Officials Now Realize Obama Rodeo Clown Was in Poor Taste
Offering to show “Obama run down by a bull” doesn’t shout all-American fun.
Another Politician’s Teenage Son Used Twitter to Offend Everyone
Congressman Joe Heck apologized.
Senator Jeff Flake’s Son Completes the Bigotry Trifecta
Rumsfeld ‘Can’t Tell’ If Obama ‘Switched Sides’
Nice, real nice.
Jeff Duncan: Gun Database Could Lead to Genocide
Somebody has finally made the connection between gun control and Rwanda.
Bush, Clinton Chef Defends Presidential Tasters
Let’s not characterize this as some kind of Medieval court food taster.”
First Campaign Ad by Stephen Colbert’s Sister Is Not Funny at All
Booo, be funny.
Psy Rapped About Killing American Soldiers
We don’t feel like doing the horse dance anymore.
Marco Rubio’s Deceptively Pro-Science Answer on the Age of the Earth
I’m not a scientist, man.”
Dozens of Mysteriously Nonwhite People Voted in Maine Last Week
chairman will investigate where these so-called “black people” came from.
Woman Vastly Overestimates Importance of Husband’s Vote
She ran him over with her car.
Joe Scarborough Buys His Way Out of Mustache Bet
He’s giving lots of money to a good cause, but still.
People of Ohio: Mitt Romney Thinks You’re All Idiots
His new ad on the auto bailout is only successful if you are as uninformed and gullible as children.
Senate Candidate Tells Male Debate Moderator He’s ‘Prettier’ Than Candy Crowley
Not the way to win over women, buddy.
Repubs Pulling Money Out of Ryan Soup Kitchen
That seems fair.
Issa to Investigate Unemployment Rate
It is not as exact science as it needs to be.”
Illiterate Racist Shares Thoughts
Someone spray-painted “Muslim Lier” on a banner at Obama’s Iowa headquarters.
Political Opportunism of the Day
A New Jersey politician wants to ban the
’s hapless replacement refs from the state.
Orrin Hatch Probably Going to Die Soon, Says Opponent
Jon Kyl Has Just the Rape Analogy for This Cairo Embassy Mess
Juxtaposition of the Day
What a difference a few hours make.
Fox News Misleads on Unemployment Rate
Other than Fox News, where are you really seeing those statistics?” asks one proud Fox contributor.
Some Voters Worried About All Those Wives Mitt Romney Probably Has
More proof that people just believe what they want to believe.
Mitt Romney Bars Interviewer From Asking About the News
No questions about “abortion or Todd Akin.”
The George W. Bush Presidential Museum Will Literally Play 9/11 on Loop
There’s also also a virtual “training simulator” to recreate his biggest mistakes.
Megadeth Front Man Shares Despicable Conspiracy Theory About President Obama
A new low in baseless attacks on Obama.
Large Swath of New York City Frowns Upon Atheist Politicians
Thirty percent of New York City adults say they’d be less likely to vote for an atheist politician.
The Unnecessary Lies of the Obama and Romney Campaigns
Aren’t there enough real facts to work with?
Man Hits Girlfriend Over Mitt Romney Photo
Joe Walsh Concedes Opponent Is a Hero
Still would prefer it if she would shut up about it.
Illinois Congressman Joe Walsh Tired of Hearing About Opponent’s War Service
Ugh, enough already.
Bush’s Severed Head Appears in
Game of Thrones
Not buying it.
Marion Barry Offers Heartfelt Apology for Using an Ethnic Slur
I misspoke: I should have said, Polish.”
Marion Barry Makes New Racial Gaffe While Apologizing for Old Racial Gaffe
This time, it was about Polish people.
Some People Were Impressed by Mitt Romney’s High-School Cruelty
One percent of America, to be precise.
Ted Nugent Cleared by Secret Service
This Conversation Between Ted Nugent and Dana Loesch Will Melt Your Brain
I’m about positive change.”
In Context, Allen West’s Communist Remark Still Doesn’t Make Any Sense
Here’s what he was talking about.
Now Rick Santorum Is Quitting Steak Dinners, Too
He’ll miss a previously scheduled appearance in Philly.
Why Allen West Will Never Be Romney’s V.P.
Or, “Why Allen West Will Never Be Anybody’s V.P.”