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    Why Am I Not Surprised That Grimes Wants Elf Ears?A month after crowdsourcing recommendations for “reputable elf ear modifiers,” she appears to have gotten some kind of ear surgery.
  2. elves
    Here’s Orlando Bloom, Continuing to Be GrossMaking excuses to bring up tantric elf sex.
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    Video: Brian Cashman Rappels Down a Building Dressed As an Elf, Defeats the Red Sox GrinchIt’s everything we hoped it would be.
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    Brian Cashman, Celebrity Guest ElfThat’s not a short joke, by the way; it’s an actual news item.