10 Top Goody-Goodies From Pop CulturePresenting the top ten churchgoing, non-drinking, promise-ring-wearing singer-actors — along with their great shames and potential for corruption. Yes, we remembered Miley Cyrus.
Miley Cyrus Not-Topless Outrage!But what if the chest you can’t see is secretly covered by clothes you can’t see? Is it okay then?
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Hanna Montana DVD: No Tickets or Chaperones RequiredBack in January we told you to book advance passes to this Hanna Montana–Miley Cyrus movie, which went nearly as fast as the tickets to the live performances it documented. But relax: The Best of Both Worlds DVD isn’t going anywhere.
In Praise of Kathy GriffinWe can’t help but have a crush on Kathy Griffin. See, we think she “gets it” in the same way we do, which is hard to find, especially on the pages of a fashion magazine, but in the April Elle — their “Smart Women” issue — Griffin gives us four reasons to love her in all her self-effacing glory:
Little Girls Everywhere Want to Be Like Miley Cyrus — It Scares UsGirls as young as 6 to 9 years old are a hot market for cosmetic companies. See, they want to look like Hannah Montana and get makeovers like contestants on America’s Next Top Model. The New York Times reports:
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Nicolas Cage Was Only Borrowing That ChihuahuaPlastic-surgery-happy Jocelyn Wildenstein just bought a three-bedroom apartment in the Plaza for $7.96 million. An excerpt of James Frey’s upcoming novel, Bright Shiny Morning, is being published in Sex for America, a book of “politically-inspired erotica.” Nicolas Cage is suing Kathleen Turner for claiming in her autobiography that he had been arrested twice for DUI and stealing a Chihuahua. Fergie and Josh Duhamel are moving up their wedding date because she’s so pregnant.
