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    Real Housewives Recap: Here’s the PoopOnce again, fecal matter was front and center.
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    Real Housewives Recap: She Panicked and She PoopedOur weekly recap of the hot mess that is ‘RHONY.’
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    Housewives Recap: The Straw That Stirs the DrinkCan you believe we’re still watching this?
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    Jill Wants Bethenny Back“I’ve already said sorry many times!”
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    New Housewife Jennifer Gilbert Sues New York Matchmaking Business; Gerunds InvolvedShe’ll fit right in.
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    Real Housewives Recap: Hell Over the WaterThis show is beginning to harm our souls.
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    Did You See Our Cameo on High Society Last Night?We were gorgeous.
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    Bethenny’s Sweet, Secluded Honeymoon in St. BartsNo one there but her husband, her fetus, and … those guys with the reality-TV cameras.
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    PC Peterson Has a Startling Cameo in the Movie TwelveThis is exactly the kind of acting we expected from this kid.
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    Real Housewives of New York City Recap: You Don’t Have to Be Angela Lansbury to Know Something StinksOkay, now we hate Jill Zarin.
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    Bethenny’s Wedding Pics Only Cost $10,000 to $25,000’OK!’ bought the pics that no other celebrity magazine wanted.
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    Bethenny Got Married. Hooray?The ‘Real Housewives’ star is finally a housewife.
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    Real Housewives Recap: ‘It’s Amazing What We Can Endure’Hell is a dinner at Saks where no food is served.
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    Real Housewives’ Simon Van Kempen: Health-Care Battle Like Fight Between Bethenny and JillAha! A metaphor we can finally understand.
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    Real Housewives: Only Gay During the DayOur weekly recap of this show is beginning to get us down.
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    Tinsley Mortimer’s Reality Show Has Driven Someone (Almost) to the Loony BinMalik So Chic turned up at Bellevue yesterday!
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    Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Is Verbal Rape a Crime?Or merely a misdemeanor? Find out who won this week’s episode.
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    An Anthropological Look at the High Society DebutThis is the show that led to the great burning of New York of 2010.
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    Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Making a Mountain Out of a HolemillOur first recap of the new season!
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    Bethenny Frankel Is an Earth MotherThe only thing she doesn’t like about being pregnant, predictably, is not being able to drink.
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    Trailers Indicate Tinsley Reality Show May Actually Be EntertainingThey can do ANYTHING with reality television these days.
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    Novogratzes to Attempt to Convince America That They’re the Same As Everyone ElseBut in fact they are way richer and zanier.
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    LuAnn De Lesseps Will Be Singing Tonight at BordersThat’s right. Her single ‘Money Can’t Buy Class’ will debut in Columbus Circle.
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    Kelly Bensimon to Appear in Something Even Less Savory Than Real HousewivesAlso, naked.
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    Casey Johnson and Tila Tequila Are Engaged to Be MarriedIt’ll be a marriage made in reality-television hell.
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    LuAnn de Lesseps on White House–Crashing“In New York, we’re the real deal, we actually get INVITED into parties.”
  27. Stay Tuned for Ali Wise Goes to the Big HouseThe scheming socialite hacks her way onto television.
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    Tinsley: Constantine Maroulis Is a ‘Really Nice Guy’The socialite acts coy about her lip-lock with an American Idol.
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    Tinsley Mortimer Caught on Film Canoodling With Constantine MaroulisOh God. We’re having, like, THOUGHTS about this.
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    Meet Coerte Felske, LuAnn de Lesseps’s New Non-Royal BoyfriendYou’ll need to get used to him.
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    Producers ‘Surprised’ by Devorah Rose, Tinsley Mortimer CatfightEven though they’ve been trying to spark it for weeks.
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    Devorah Rose on Her ‘War’ Against TinsleyThank God.
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    Terrible Breakup on The Real Housewives of New York!The relationship at the core of the show has disintegrated!
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    Camille From NYC Prep Had a Stripper at Her 18th-Birthday PartyNaturally, there are pictures on the Internet.
  35. Gossip Girl Fastens Its SeatbeltsWhat was true to life about this episode, and what struck us as faker than a Photoshop of a politician holding a giant cherry-red bong?
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    Gossip Girl Fastens Its SeatbeltsWhat was true to life about this episode, and what struck us as faker than a Photoshop of a politician holding a giant cherry-red bong?
  37. hellivision
    Meet Your New Real Housewives of New York City: Jennifer Gilbert and Sonja MorganThey’re almost real socialites!
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    Bethenny Really Is Getting Her Own Show!We only have three requests.
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    Delay: ‘One Thing I Wasn’t Prepared For in Learning to Dance Was Getting in Touch With My Feminine Side’Last night was Tom Delay’s first performance on ‘Dancing With the Stars,’ and it was magnificent.
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    Harvard Dreams Crushed for NYC Prep’s Camille?There are reports that she’s no longer at the elite prep school that gave her so much pride this season.
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    Devorah Rose ‘Made’ It to MTVOur favorite multi-show Bravo regular has hit the big time.
  42. Oh, No: NYC Prep Nazi Pictures SurfaceMove aside, Vanessa Hudgens. There’s a new teen scandal in town.
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    NYC Prep Postmortem: Amazingly, No One Was HurtExcept us, the viewers, of course.
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    NYC Prep Falls on Its High Heels in Front of EveryoneOur recap of the show’s season finale!
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    NYC Prep Is Going to End Up on Lexapro for the Rest of Its LifeOnly one person was able to walk away from last night’s mind-bending episode.
  46. Sebastian From NYC Prep’s Perfect New York Night Would Be Spent on Wall StreetObviously.
  47. hellivision
    ‘SAT Books Are for Children and Poor People’’NYC Prep’ gets the cartoon treatment.
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    Confidence Is NYC Prep’s Best AccessoryIn which we mentally tangle with last night’s episode of the Bravo reality show.
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    Howard Dean to Fill In for Keith OlbermannWeird. And yet also, not.
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    NYC Prep Accidentally Shows Its Private Parts to the Whole SchoolWe recap last night’s topless AND bottomless episode of our summer guilty pleasure.
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