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Idiots

  1. oh long island
    Woman Arrested After Calling in Phony Bomb Threat to Find Purse“She figured police would get there quicker if they thought there was a bomb there.”
    By Jonah Shepp
  2. Idiots
    The Internet Avenged a Cruelly Pranked Pizza Guy in the Best Possible Way$1,000 for him, 800 one-star Yelp reviews for them.
    By Clint Rainey
  3. unfortunate analogies
    Nazis, Slavery, Lynchings, and More Overblown Modern AnalogiesWhat the hell does Gandhi have to do with Bitcoin?
    By Adam Martin and Jason Schwartzman
  4. safety first
    Brooklyn Shoppers Not Ready for in-Store Knife SharpeningSporks all around.
    By Adam Martin
  5. Watch a Pastor Flip Out Over a Very Satanic ‘Wonder Showzen’ Episode Yesterday a YouTube clip surfaced of a pastor named Daniel Castle raging out over an episode of John Lee and Vernon Chatman’s delightfully […]
    By Megh Wright
  6. crimes and misdemeanors
    Meth Is an Inappropriate Tip in Any SituationDive bar or “classy place.”
    By Adam Martin
  7. idiots
    A Lot of New Yorkers Are Winning the Lottery and Not Claiming Their MillionsThis is a really bad way to play the lotto. 
    By Dan Amira
  8. the internet
    Twitter Trolls Are Bullying the Wrong Jonathan MartinOne is an embattled NFL player, one a New York Times reporter.
    By Joe Coscarelli
  9. crimes and misdemeanors
    Alleged Attempted Rapist Says He’s Just a Misunderstood Jokester“Her eyes made me think that she had a good sense of humor.”
    By Adam Martin
  10. Man Learns Guns Not Welcome Atop Empire State BuildingThat’s why they have the metal detectors.
    By Adam Martin
  11. idiots
    LIRR Surfer Finds a More Dangerous Way to CommuteHope he’s comfortable up there.
    By Adam Martin
  12. Foodienomics
    Jerk Leaves Screed About Obama In Place of Tip at CupolaSome rich guy who hates paying taxes tipped $3 on a $37 bill and left a note to explain why.
    By Jay Barmann
  13. viral videos
    What Are Redneck Aerobics and Why Would Anyone Voluntarily Partake in Them?That’s … not … we don’t know what that is.
    By Eliot Glazer
  14. bridges and tunnels
    MTA Chief: Bloomberg Predicting ‘Like an Idiot’Joe Lhota is not impressed.
    By Adam Martin
  15. occupy everywhere
    Occupy Wall Street Protester Caught Bringing Gun to CourtThe time a person went to court and left with more charges as a souvenir.
    By Brett Smiley
  16. Sophistication
    Party Boy Punches Monaco Prince, and Other Classy Moves in MeatpackingGrace Kelly’s grandson got his ass kicked.
    By Alyssa Shelasky
  17. Yet Again, The Onion Makes a Joke, and Humorless Idiots ComplainThis morning, The Onion tweeted this: “BREAKING: Witnesses reporting screams and gunfire heard inside Capitol building.” There was no context, […]
    By Adam Frucci
  18. Parents I’m Glad Aren’t Mine Are Protesting Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy BallsBecause there are literally no bigger problems in the world worthy of people’s attention, a parents group called One Million Moms (whose 584 […]
    By Adam Frucci
  19. Real-Life Johnny Bananas Suing Entourage in Douchiest Trial of the CenturyAn MTV reality “star” by the name of Johnny Bananas is suing the creators of Entourage because they use that name as the title of Johnny […]
    By Adam Frucci
  20. I Weep For Humanity: Gathering Up the Outraged Responses of People Who […]Want to feel like a smart person? Head on over to the new blog Literally Unbelievable, which gathers up screenshots of people posting links to […]
    By Adam Frucci
  21. BREAKING NEWS: Jack Donaghy Is Not an Optimal BossAn actually serious study by the actually serious company Global Compliance has found that the workplace on 30 Rock has the most ethics […]
    By Adam Frucci
  22. early and often
    Great Moments in RNC HistoryOne Alaskan delegate just explained that caribou LOVE the pipeline because it’s warm and they can snuggle up to it during the winter. Well, obvi!
    By Jessica Coen