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impending disasters
July 2, 2013
The Ooze or Something Like It Is Finally Coming for Brooklyn FDNY: “A LARGE AMOUNT OF A THICK UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE ARISING FROM THE STREET.”
By Joe Coscarelli
spider-manpocalypse
Nov. 3, 2010
By Lane Brown
spider-man
Sept. 10, 2010
Spider-Man –Musical Producer Having Nightmares“What am I doing? I could be on a beach in Florida.”
By Lane Brown
impending disasters
June 14, 2010
By Matthew Perpetua
impending disasters
Apr. 16, 2010
What Disaster Will Befall Terry Gilliam’s Upcoming Opera? We hope the English National Opera has fire, flood, hurricane, earthquake, and asteroid insurance.
By Lane Brown
Finally, a Muhammad Biopic From the Producer of The Matrix ’Matrix’ producer Barrie Osborne wants $150 million to make a Muhammad biopic.
By Lane Brown
impending disasters
Oct. 6, 2009
By Lane Brown
impending disasters
Sept. 10, 2009
Washington Braces for Invasion by Dan Brown Fans “We might have to spend the next 25 years responding to Dan Brown’s fiction … That’s what I dread.”
By Lane Brown
impending disasters
Sept. 1, 2009
Work to Resume on Doomed Spider-Man Musical “Modest construction work” will begin again tomorrow on Broadway’s ‘Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark,’ following last month’s stoppage.
By Lane Brown
impending disasters
July 29, 2009
By Mark Graham
impending disasters
June 11, 2009
Update: G.I. Joe Looking Like a Bomb of Epic Proportions Rumors are flying that the film’s director has been fired from the project.
By Mark Graham
impending disasters
May 20, 2009
By Mark Graham
impending disasters
May 15, 2009
World Economy Threatened As Video-game Industry Craters, Niko Bellic to Blame Start stocking up on water, canned food, and extra batteries for your Xbox 360 controllers.
By Mark Graham
impending disasters
Mar. 31, 2009
By Mark Graham
impending disasters
Mar. 26, 2009
What Recession? iTunes Hiking Its Prices Come April 7 Get ready to pay $1.29 for “hit singles and classic tracks.”
By Mark Graham
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Mar. 3, 2009
By Mark Graham
impending disasters
Feb. 19, 2009
By Mark Graham
impending disasters
Feb. 13, 2009
Lindsay Lohan Finally Finds Out Who Killed Her: Freddy Krueger The former child star has won the female lead in the not-at-all anticipated remake of ‘A Nightmare On Elm Street.’
By Mark Graham
impending disasters
Feb. 9, 2009
Steve Wozniak Has Happy Feet But what we’re really excited to see is ‘Dancing With the Stars: Sober House.’
By Mark Graham
impending disasters
Feb. 6, 2009
DreamWorks Breaks It Off With Universal, Is Spotted Canoodling With Disney Steven Spielberg’s hilariously timed decision to split from Paramount and take DreamWorks independent last year continues to create problems today.
By Lane Brown
impending disasters
Jan. 23, 2009
Bra-Stuffing Allegations Add to Bad Buzz for G.I. Joe Is this film an early front-runner for a 2009 Razzie? We sure think so!
By Mark Graham
impending disasters
Sept. 19, 2008
By Amos Barshad
impending disasters
Sept. 19, 2008
By Amos Barshad
apropos of nothing
Sept. 14, 2007
Vulture Predicts the Winners of the 2009 Golden Raspberry Awards Yesterday, Website ComingSoon.net obtained the complete top-secret list of all the films (and their attached directors) that will soon be stinking up a theater near you … Which movies will suck the most?