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  1. jerks
    Someone Adopted This Jerk!Formerly known as the “world’s worst cat,” Perdita is now known as Noel.
  2. animals
    Would You Adopt This Jerk?Her name is Perdita, and she’s been called the “world’s worst cat.”
  3. humor writing
    Don’t Be a Jerk to Your Online Humor EditorThe editor of McSweeney’s shares some helpful tips about rejection.
  4. psychology
    This Stanford Professor Has a Theory on Why 2017 Is Filled With JerksAccording to Robert Sutton, the problem of “disrespectful, demeaning, and downright mean-spirited behavior” is “worse than ever.”
  5. A Jerk in Clown Makeup Chased a Kid Around the Subway With a KnifeBeware knife-wielding bozos.
  6. A Handy Guide to Figuring Out If You’re Actually a JerkIntrospection will only get you so far.
  7. super classy
    Jeb Betting That America Doesn’t Like Trump Mocking People With DisabilitiesBush calls the front-runner a “jerk” in new ad. 
  8. An Open Letter to the Jerk at This Week’s Savages ShowJust … don’t.
  9. jerks
    Texas Cop Demands to Know Why a Man Isn’t Supposed to Hit a ‘Whore’It didn’t end well for him.
  10. jerks
    Harvard Professor Is Now Sorry for Rude EmailsIn which he bullied a Chinese restaurant over four bucks.
  11. jerks
    HBS Professor Fails to Bully Restaurant Meet Ben Edelman.
  12. jerks
    New Nevada Assembly Leader Is a Racist HomophobeMeet Ira Hansen.
  13. jerks
    Airport Strangers Unite to Take Down Violent, Glassy-Eyed HomophobeHe’s also a racist.
  14. jerks
    Guy Whose Dad Owns ‘Half of F*cking Manhattan’ Is an Intern in BrooklynYes, he goes to NYU.
  15. jerks
    At Least One Citi Bike User Doesn’t Quite Understand How Sharing WorksSomeone put a lock on one of the bikes.
  16. jerks
    Video: Drunk Guy Says Father Owns Half of NYCNo one looks great here.
  17. quotables
    Keira Knightley Wants to Protect Your Teenage Soul“Teenage years should be done privately.”
  18. Our Son, The Asshole, by Noell Wolfgram EvansMy wife’s hand found its way to mine; in the corner of the overly lit room our five-year old son was blissfully unaware of cruel trick the […]
  19. santacon
    This Right Here Is Why SantaCon Can’t Have Nice ThingsAn East Village brawl will be the lasting image.
  20. jerks
    Rush Limbaugh Uses Terrible Rape Analogy to Explain Senate Rule ChangeHere we go again.
  21. jerks
    Hawaii Lawmaker to Stop Smashing Shopping Carts“I guess I shouldn’t use the sledgehammer because it’s a really loaded image.”
  22. jerks
    Ray Kelly Heckled Off Stage at Brown UniversityHe couldn’t give a lecture over constant interruptions.
  23. ‘The New Normal’ Finds a Utah HomeLast week KSL-TV, a Utah NBC affiliate, refused to air The New Normal because of all its frightening gay characters. (What with their loving […]
  24. jerks
    The John Edwards Circus Isn’t Quite Over Obviously.
  25. modern love
    ‘Flirting’ John Edwards Juror Giggles, Touches America’s ArmMeet Denise Speight.
  26. crimes and misdemeanors
    John Edwards Not Guilty on One Count, Jury Hung on Others [Updated]The judged declared a mistrial on the five remaining counts.
  27. jerks
    Your Landlord Is Not the Worst Landlord(Probably.)
  28. jerks
    Three Percent of Americans Like John EdwardsWho the hell are you people?
  29. Rush Limbaugh’s ‘Slut’ Attack Costs Him AdvertisersIncluding two mattress-makers. But is he losing any sleep?
  30. jerks
    Does Rush Limbaugh Owe America a Sex Tape?We might be paying for his Viagra, after all. 
  31. jerks
    Illinois Congressional Candidate Has Some Funny Opinions on the HolocaustGood luck with that, Art Jones!
  32. crimes and misdemeanors
    Two Teenagers Arrested for Stealing iPhoneIt happened.
  33. wow terrible
    Wow, Terrible: Poor Old Woman EditionWorst son in the world, ever?
  34. jerks
    Manhattan Man Arrested for ‘Making Anti-Semitic Calls to His Mother’ Well, at least he finally called.
  35. jerks
    Government Employee Joe Walsh Does Not Care for Government JobsHe tells a postal worker this to her face.
  36. jerks
    Texas Judge Is a Horrible Child-Abuser, Daughter’s YouTube Video RevealsKarma, please approach the bench.
  37. neighborhood news
    Man Installs Bike Rack on Sidewalk, Terrorizes People Who Use ItIn addition to being very un-neighborly, this is also illegal.
  38. jerks
    New Jersey Public School Teacher Not a Fan of the GaysShe calls homosexuality “perverted” and a “cancer” and other mean things on her Facebook page.
  39. media
    Pennsylvania Songwriter Hits Girlfriend After Refusing to Sing About HerMSNBC thinks this is FUNNY.
  40. jerks
    To Catch a Predator Host Reportedly Caught Cheating on His Wife With Former InternHYPOCRITE!
  41. royal robots
    Britain’s Prince Philip: Still a Jerk, After 90 Years“Do you still throw spears at each other?”
  42. it's science
    Study Confirms: Yep, Alleged Jerks Hold Our Interest“Given a choice, people will stare longer at the faces of people they’ve heard bad things about.”
  43. school gays
    California Senate Passes Bill Requiring Teaching of Gay History in Public SchoolsThe bill is heading to the State Assembly.
  44. inhuman humans
    ‘Sleepless Elite’ Exist Solely to Make You Feel Bad About Having Basic Human NeedsAvoid them at all costs.
  45. jerks
    Alabama Governor Insults All Seven or So Non-Christian AlabamansThey are not his brothers and sisters, he informs them.
  46. crazy in arizona
    Westboro Baptist Church Agrees to Be Slightly Less ObnoxiousThey’ve decided not to protest at a 9-year-old Tucson massacre victim’s funeral, but not because they are suddenly good people.
  47. science
    We’re Becoming a Nation of Jerks(Bigger jerks.)
  48. jerks
    Why Westboro Baptist’s Plans to Picket Elizabeth Edwards’s Funeral Might FailThe First Amendment and a human counterprotest might throw off their evil plan.
  49. jerks
    Evil DecorMyEyes Guy Gets Some More of That Bad Publicity He LovesThis time it’s a little TOO bad: He was arrested.
  50. fi-cri fallout
    Incidentally, the Federal Reserve Really Did Save the World Back in 2008Without the bailout, McDonald’s wouldn’t have opened and your phone service might have stopped.
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