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John Oliver

  1. emmys 2021
    Conan O’Brien Was the Troll the 2021 Emmys NeededWhat are they gonna do, take his show away?
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    John Oliver Shouts Out That Loser Conan O’Brien in Emmys Acceptance Speech“Like many of us in this room, I was kind of rooting for Conan, so this is bittersweet.”
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    It’s Monday Morning, So Here’s John Oliver Talking Belarusian PoliticsIn which Last Week Tonight deploys the teddy-bear school of diplomacy.
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    John Oliver’s Last Jeopardy! Laugh Is Kind of Like a Comedy Daily DoubleThat “smirking golf bag” is gone.
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    John Oliver Would Like to Speak to Jeopardy!’s ManagerAbout, you know, the new host.
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    John Oliver Doesn’t Need a PowerPoint to Taunt Andrew CuomoOr even an “irrelevant montage of photos.”
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    John Oliver Couldn’t Help But Wonder, Is the Sex and the City Reboot Pure Trash?“What are you thinking? It’s never gonna work without Kim Cattrall.”
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    John Oliver Finally Settles How to Pluralize ‘Octopus’Octopodes? Octopi? Octomoms? Shut it all down until we get to the bottom of this.
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    Blessed Congregants, John Oliver’s Fake Church Now Has Fake Health Care“That gives you freedom from insurance, and us freedom from responsibility.”
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    John Oliver Raises Prison-Heat Awareness on Last Week Tonight For many with health conditions, a hot-cell summer can be deadly.
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    John Oliver Issues Challenge to His New Enemy, the Cheerios’ Twitter Account“You worthless, impotent, empty suit of a cereal brand.”
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    John Oliver Can Summon George Clooney With the Snap of His Fingers“I gave you that power in a limited capacity.”
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    John Oliver Has No Problem Accusing Israel of ‘War Crimes’“There is a massive imbalance when it comes to the two sides’ weaponry and capabilities.”
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    John Oliver, Leslie Jones, and More Have a Message for White People“Google it.”
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    Anti-Vaxxers Ruined John Oliver’s Cicada Mascot Debut“We emailed our mascot guy and we told him not to come in, because it was an absolutely stupid idea.”
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    John Oliver Has the Last Laugh About Prince Philip“It’s a tragedy if you don’t know a single thing about him.”
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    John Oliver Isn’t Worried About the Hot Duke Pulling Out of Bridgerton“It is actually perfectly in his character to start something he doesn’t finish.”
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    John Oliver Knows the Atlanta Spa Shootings Are ‘Very Much American’“Anti-Asian racism has long been a fact of American life.”
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    Last Week Tonight Covers the Police-Raid Culture That Killed Breonna TaylorAnd calls out Governor Andrew Cuomo.
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    John Oliver Dissects the ‘Amazing’ Ted Cruz Cancún Saga“Because the first rule of fatherhood is throw your daughters under the bus at the first opportunity.”
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    John Oliver Looks Forward to the Next Pandemic on Last Week TonightWait, he’s not looking forward in a fun way. You know what we mean.
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    John Oliver Begrudgingly Shares the Exact Birthday As John Cena“I’m not just one step closer to death, I’m about 20 steps closer to death than he is.”
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    John Oliver Is Taking Last Week Tonight’s Mascot Budget ‘to My Grave’“If HBO ever finds out how much we spent on this stuff, we’re toast.”
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    John Oliver Cuts Hiatus Short to Fetishize and Bribe the Pringles CorporationAnd the company loves it.
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    Adam Driver Does Not Consent to John Oliver’s ‘Sexual or Violent’ Kinks“Do you realize, over this past year, what you’ve asked me to do to you?”
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    John Oliver Calls Donald Trump’s Election Loss a ‘Reverse 9/11’“It was a really good day! Never forget.”
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    John Oliver Recaps 8 Months of Trump’s ‘Staggering’ COVID-19 ‘Incompetence’One last blitz before Election Day.
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    John Oliver Calls Trump’s Debate Performance ‘Still Absolutely Appalling’“Unless you set the bar at ‘nobody caught fire,’ Trump will always find a way to disappoint.”
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    John Oliver Christens the John Oliver Memorial Sewer PlantWell played, Danbury.
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    John Oliver Wants You to Spare No Thoughts for ‘Totally Complicit’ Melania TrumpAnd her tacky Christmas decorations.
  31. the highest honor
    It Looks Like John Oliver Is Getting That Sewage Plant Named After Him After AllThe Danbury City Council has voted overwhelmingly to rename their sewage plant after the late night host.
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    John Oliver Has No Sympathy for Trump’s ‘Utterly Inevitable’ COVID Diagnosis“So many of the decisions that Trump and those around him made this week look absolutely appalling in hindsight.”
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    John Oliver Confirms That Things Are ‘Basically’ Hopeless“We’re at the end of a generational battle, and the heartbreaking this is, we lost.”
  34. renewals
    John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight Renewed Through 2023The network has ordered three more seasons of the late-night show.
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    John Oliver Fires Missive at Jared Kushner, ‘America’s Most Laminated Prince’“You might want to strap in, Jared.”
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    John Oliver Has Some Belated Thoughts on the ‘Upsetting’ Gilmore Girls Reboot“Not enough Paris.”
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    Danbury, Connecticut Names Sewage Plant After John Oliver“Why? Because it’s full of crap, just like you, John.”
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    John Oliver Says Conspiracy Theories Turn Trump Into ‘the Flash on Cocaine’Especially when birtherism is involved.
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    John Oliver Wants CNN to Stop Being Such ‘F*cking Prudes’ About EverythingBut mostly about protests.
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    John Oliver’s Favorite Conspiracy Theory Has Nothing to Do With COVID-19You bet it’s about Princess Diana.
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    John Oliver Taunts Republicans for Not ‘Capitalizing’ on Coronavirus ‘Correctly’“You f*cking idiots!”
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    John Oliver Mocks the Political Dust Bowl Known As President Trump’s Tulsa Rally“It was half empty despite his campaign claiming that a million people had requested tickets.”
  43. it’s not tv it’s hbo
    HBO Darling John Oliver Thinks HBO Max Is a Piping Load of ‘Ash Heap’He discussed the Gone With the Wind debacle.
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    John Oliver Insists People ‘Won’t Succumb to the Purge’ If We Defund the Police“It’s about moving away from a narrow conception of public safety.”
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    John Oliver Recaps the Year of America’s ‘Brutality Bingo’“That misconduct is in and of itself built on a legacy of white supremacy.”
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    John Oliver Looked Everywhere and Found Your New Sports Obsession: Marble Racing“It’s a beautiful, competitive event, and the world needs those more than ever right now.”
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    Let Your Next Quarantine Impulse Purchase Be John Oliver’s StampsSave the USPS.
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    John Oliver Rebukes America for Giving the Coronavirus a ‘Great Success Story’“In May, we are still playing catch-up in the middle of a pandemic.”
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    John Oliver Spits His Wet, Liberal Germs on ‘Irresponsible’ Coronavirus Media“They only pretend to believe these things on television for money.”
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    John Oliver Won’t Tolerate Amazon Calling Their Employees ‘Heroes’ Any Longer“Risking your life to get someone a sex toy probably doesn’t feel fair.”
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