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  1. can u not
    Male State Senator Takes It Upon Himself to Institute Dress Code Just for Women“Low-cut necklines and mini-skirts are inappropriate.”
  2. The Chain Gang
    America’s Longest-Operating Pizza Hut Will Close This WeekendThe owner of the 55-year-old Manhattan, Kansas, location says he can’t keep up with the times.
  3. Tips
    Kansas Waitress Tells Governor to ‘Tip the Schools,’ Not HerIt was her last day on the job.
  4. Tips
    A Diner Customer Left a $25,000 Tip So His Server Could Get New TeethThe waiter says he can’t stop looking in the mirror.
  5. the national interest
    Have Republicans Finally Gone Too Far in Kansas?The GOP rank and file is revolting against extreme fiscal conservatism.
  6. crimes and misdemeanors
    KKK Leader Caught With a Black Male ProstituteThe alleged Kansas shooter has an excuse, just in case you thought he couldn’t get any worse!
  7. school daze
    Kansas Parents Worried That Michelle Obama Will Upstage Their High Schoolers They want to disinvite the First Lady from a graduation ceremony.
  8. awful things
    Anti-Semitic Kansas Shooter Mostly Has His Mayor’s Support Marionville, Missouri, sounds like a nice place.
  9. early and awkward
    Sebelius Reportedly Thinking About Senate BidMaybe she’s just a glutton for punishment.
  10. crimes and misdemeanors
    Frazier Glenn Miller Seemed Like a Nice GuyAnother chapter in the bizarre American tradition of vouching for the politeness of mass murderers.
  11. crimes and misdemeanors
    Kansas Shooter Frazier Glenn Miller’s Long Trail of HateThe alleged gunman was a very public white supremacist and anti-Semite.
  12. awful things
    Three Dead in Shootings at Kansas Jewish Spaces [Updated]A man arrested in connection with the shootings yelled, “Heil Hitler.”
  13. early and awkward
    Senate Candidate Milton Wolf Sorry for X-Rays“I’m not going to play these kinds of gotcha games,” he said.
  14. terrorble
    Man Thought He Was Going to Blow Up Kansas Airport TodayUnfortunately for him, his accomplices were in the FBI. 
  15. oops
    Huge Plane Accidentally Lands at Tiny Kansas Airport, Is Too Big to LeaveWelcome to Kansas — forever.
  16. religiots
    Waiter’s ‘Excellent’ Service Not Enough to Overcome His Gayness#Kansas.
  17. human puppies!!!!!!!
    Life Imitating Black SwanA feather grew out of a baby’s neck.
  18. kids these days
    High Schooler Won’t Say Sorry to Kansas GovernorThis is going to make for an excellent college application essay.
  19. jamie dimon
    Jamie Dimon Is Not Having a Very Good DayJPMorgan will pay out $153.6 million to settle a federal civil suit that alleged the bank fraudulently misled mortgage investors during a 2007 deal.
  20. Mediavore
    Govt. Milk Sting Nails The Amish; Food Poisoning Costing U.S. BillionsWhile another blow is struck against unpasteurized milk, a pathogen found in contaminated poultry is making us pay a high price every year.
  21. other states' embarrassments
    Joking About Hunting Illegal Immigrants From Helicopters Is Just Something Kansans DoAccording to a state representative, at least.
  22. ink-stained wretches
    In Kansas City Debut, A.G. Sulzberger Discovers ‘Midwest Monument to Dreams of Distant Places’The ‘Times’ heir is going to have fun with this Kansas City beat.
  23. bad things
    College Student Slashes Dean’s Throat Before Governor’s Press ConferenceStudents at the school claim the slasher has “demonic tattoos” and “had written symbols on a wall poster” earlier in the day.
  24. Mediavore
    Rachel Ray Goes Royal for Mardi Gras; South Bay Thieves Target Top-Shelf LiquorA celeb chef nabs a hot seat in New Orleans and booze-boosting crooks show exquisite taste.