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  1. games
    Spot What’s Wrong: Donald Trump Jr. Tweet Compares Syrian Refugees to SkittlesHint: It’s mathematically incorrect, grammatically incorrect, and offensive on multiple levels.
  2. Tell Your Kid Even Einstein Struggled in ScienceStudents are less motivated (and probably more bored) when they only learn lists of famous scientists’ achievements.
  3. kids today
    Teen Breaks Into CIA Director’s EmailThe “cracka” claims to be a weed-loving teen.
  4. kids today
    Teenagers Are Happier Than Their Parents ThinkParents, as it turns out, are not so great at estimating the happiness of their children.
  5. kids today
    Millennials’ Parents Can’t Stop Meddling. How Big a Problem Is That?They’re even showing up in the workplace. 
  6. parenthood
    The Case for Taking Parental Leave When Your Kids Are TeenagersResearch suggests adolescence is when parental involvement can really make a difference.
  7. de blasio's new york
    Cool Dad Bill de Blasio Lets NYC Kids Bring Cell Phones to School They’ve been banned for years.
  8. horrible things
    Kids From Africa Beaten and Called ‘Ebola’ in the BronxToday in “teens are the worst.”
  9. kids today
    Memo to the White House: Here’s How You Use Emoji :smile:
  10. kids today
    White House Knows Kids Hate Words, Plans Emoji-Based Campaign Discussing “capped [graduation hat] loan payments” is all the rage with millennials.
  11. kids today
    Italian Millennials: They’re Just Like Us!Five things you have in common with twentysomethings across the Atlantic (and one you don’t).
  12. Things Italian Parents Do That Make Brooklyn Parents Cringe (and Vice Versa)Whither thou car seat?
  13. kids today
    The NYC Instagrams That Got a Teenager ArrestedThe photos are awesome.
  14. kids today
    Teen Who Climbed World Trade Center Caught on Another Far Less Impressive Tower A water tower in Weehawken.
  15. kids today
    Teens Literally Caught Red-Handed While Vandalizing Civil War Memorial The Simpsons did it.
  16. the capitol
    Ambitious Toddler Causes Brief Lockdown on White House LawnThe Secret Service declined to question him. 
  17. bill de blasio's new york
    Dante and Chiara de Blasio Landed City Hall InternshipsNo summer slacking allowed for the mayor’s kids.
  18. the most important people in the world
    Malia Obama Went to Lollapalooza, So You Are Now Officially OldImagine how the president feels.
  19. kids today
    Staten Island Teens Go Crazy for (Allegedly) Corrupt CongressmanRepresentative Michael Grimm stopped by a sweet-16 party.
  20. kids today
    Brooklyn’s Biggest Tween Metal Band Scores $1.8 Million Record DealUnlocking the Truth will be making albums for Sony. 
  21. horrible things
    Police Want to Photograph Sexting Teen’s PenisUsing a shot to make him erect.
  22. kids today
    New Kindergarten Test for 4-Year-Olds: Not Easy!It’s also administered on an iPad, of course.
  23. kids today
    Dress Your Baby in Young VersaceThese infants are looking fresh to death.
  24. school daze
    New Jersey Prosecutor Delights in Teen’s Lack of Hacking Skills The 16-year-old was caught using a teacher’s password to change grades and attendance records.
  25. crimes and misdemeanors
    Teen Girls Went on a Monday Morning Mugging SpreeOne hour, four victims. 
  26. photo op
    South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley: ‘We Will No Longer Educate Children … ’When 140 characters are just not enough.
  27. scary things
    Ohio Mom Says Daughter Stabbed Her Because of Slender Man MemeHere comes the nationwide panic.
  28. school daze
    Kids Injured After Firecracker Explodes on School BusSave it for the outdoors.
  29. dumb things
    Driver Causes Crash by Holding His Breath in a TunnelProving the dumb superstition brings very bad luck.
  30. kids today
    NYC School ‘Fitnessgrams’ Are Telling Kids They’re FatParents are not pleased.
  31. school daze
    Substitute Teacher Fired for Asking Kids for Relationship Advice She kept it G-rated.
  32. stand clear of the closing doors
    Worst Subway Car Ever: Kids Playing RecordersFor 40 minutes.
  33. school daze
    Bad Kids Put Rat Poison in Teacher’s Water BottleShe didn’t become seriously ill.
  34. kids today
    Nice Roommates Return $40,000 Found in Old CouchThe money belonged to a 91-year-old woman who doesn’t trust banks.
  35. kids today
    Rush Limbaugh Is Now an Award-Winning Children’s Book AuthorPerhaps the right wing isn’t losing the youth after all.
  36. school daze
    Queens Frat Channels Zac Efron in NeighborsThere goes the neighborhood.
  37. kids today
    Teen Stowaway Has Left HawaiiIt’s not clear if he’ll be returned to his father in California.
  38. oh new jersey
    New Jersey Frat Bros Tag Dead Whale With Greek LettersYeah, man.
  39. kids today
    Senior Prank Goes Very, Very Wrong for New Jersey High SchoolersThe “but it’s a rite of passage excuse” didn’t go over well with cops.
  40. only in new york?
    Meet Kalan Sherrard, NYC’s Most Avant-Garde Nihilist Subway Performer“I think it has to do with being really bored with the world,” he says.
  41. this is ivy league
    Kwasi Enin, Ivy League Kid, Going to YaleThe Long Island overachiever announced his pick at a press conference.
  42. ink-stained wretches
    Rick MacArthur Quits Columbia Spectator BoardThe student paper is going “web-first” and journalism’s resident dinosaur does not approve — at all.
  43. ink-stained wretches
    Columbia Student Paper Hears This Internet Journalism Stuff Is Going to Be BigThey’re cutting down the print edition to once a week.
  44. kids today
    Teen Stowaway’s Father Says He Was Homesick for Africa“He was always talking about going back to Africa.”
  45. crimes and misdemeanors
    Kids Busted for Early Monday Morning Muggings in Central ParkFour teenagers and a 12-year-old are suspected.
  46. kids today
    16-Year-Old Stowaway Flies From California to Hawaii in Jet’s Wheel WellAnd was unharmed.
  47. school daze
    Miss America Says She Doesn’t Want Teen Punished for Asking Her to PromBut Nina Davuluri still won’t be doing any slow-dancing.
  48. school daze
    Brave Teen Asks Miss America to Prom, Ends Up SuspendedNo fun.
  49. kids today
    Portland Teen Who Peed in Drinking-Water Reservoir Has a Point“I mean, really, dude?”
  50. kids today
    Long Island Teens Thought Confederate Flag, Blackface Were Somehow AcceptableFour students at a Catholic high school have been expelled.
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