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Madoff

  1. made-off
    Just How Much Did the Mets Love Madoff’s Money?Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much. (Hands stretched wide.)
  2. made-off
    Banks Have Figured Out a Way to Capitalize on Madoff Victims’ Financial DistressThe invisible hand of the market likes to pickpocket some people twice.
  3. made-off
    Jeffrey Picower’s Wife Pays $7.2 Billion to Clear His NameWith cash in his pocket, Madoff trustee has “determined that there is no basis to pursue the complaint against Mr. Picower.”
  4. ballsy crime
    Man in Bernie Madoff Costume Robs BankThis is either a coincidence or a thief with a good sense of humor.
  5. made-off
    Bernie Madoff Would Have Been Hopeless Without His SecretariesBehind every successful Ponzi schemer is a woman with index cards.
  6. ballsy crime
    ‘Malaysian Minister of Finance II of Malaysia’ Is ‘Real Sorry’ About Bernie MadoffAccording to awesome fake website.
  7. made-off
    Bernie Madoff’s Daughter-in-Law Finally Decides to Change Her NameIt’s about time.
  8. made-off
    Mark Madoff Is Having a Tough Time Finding WorkThe son of the world’s largest Ponzi schemer would like a new job in finance. Anyone?
  9. photo op
    The Madoff Auction: Everything But Bernie’s UnderwearAnd that may be on the way.
  10. made-off
    New Madoff Bio Reveals Further TMI“Some of the times they walked around naked, Bernie and Ruth.”
  11. made-off
    Madoff Was ‘a Wonderful Storyteller,’ According to SEC EmployeeOh, the yarns he could spin!
  12. made-off
    Things Have Really Gone Pear-Shaped for Mark MadoffLiterally.
  13. made-off
    Bernie’s Wang: ‘On the Short Side, Small in Circumference’Further revelations from the Ponzi schemer’s former mistress.
  14. Lady Who Had an Affair With Bernie Madoff Actually Very PrettyWeird.
  15. made-off
    Madoff CFO Had Illegal Firearms Until Last WeekHe was just hanging on to them, we guess, in case they came in handy.
  16. career counseling
    How to Distance Yourself From Your Former Employer, the Famous LiarObfuscate, cover up, whitewash — just lie, basically — advises a career counselor.
  17. Ruth Madoff: 100 Pounds of Rage?Or loving, wonderful mother? After reading ‘Vanity Fair”s take, we still don’t know.
  18. the fabulous noels
    Andrés Piedrahita Considers Himself a Victim of Bernie Madoff, TooAlso, he wants to give all the money back to everyone.
  19. the fabulous noels
    Noel Son-in-law Spotted ‘Vacationing Blatantly’Andrés Piedrahita has taken his ill-gotten gains to the high seas, like the pirate he is.
  20. made-off
    Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years, Concedes ‘Legacy of Shame’Judge Denny Chin has given Bernie Madoff the maximum sentence.
  21. made-off
    The SEC’s Report on How It Missed Madoff Is Totally in the MailNo, really, they swear.
  22. made-off
    Irving Picard Gets No Thank-yous, Lemonade From Madoff VictimsThe trustee of the Madoff estate is loathed by mostly everyone. :(
  23. made-off
    Building a Ponzi Scheme Is Fun and EducationalA Manhattan-based company has created a cell-phone game that mimics the Ponzi scheme run by Bernie Madoff.
  24. precious moments
    Fairfield Greenwich Employee Tried to Cover Ass, Failed Spectacularly“I need to show people who invested in Sigma that I was doing due diligence in what is the largest scam in financial history.”
  25. made-off
    Bernie Madoff Lied About Everything Else — Why Wouldn’t He Lie About How Much Money He Stole?That $50 billion figure is probably wrong.