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  1. politics
    Even Trump’s Tie Doesn’t Wanna Be at the State of the UnionIt tried to escape.
  2. politics
    Republican Senator Uses Porcupine-Sex Metaphor to Explain Health-Care BillSenator Pat Roberts explained the Obamacare repeal with an … interesting metaphor.
  3. metaphors
    Uncle Sam Went to Donald Trump’s Office and Messed Up His HairUncle Sam is a 27-year-old bald eagle. 
  4. oh hitler!
    Thom Yorke, Master of Metaphor, Compares YouTube to Nazi GermanyHe would totally kill Baby Hitler.
  5. bye bye boehner
    The Dirty Barn That Is Congress Is No Longer Full of You Know What, Boehner SaysHe also leaves the Freedom Caucus with a final eye roll. 
  6. jeb!
    Jeb Bush’s ‘Death Spiral’ Has Donors and Strategists Feeling MorbidThere’s talk of hospice care.
  7. metaphors
    New York Times Delivery Truck Should Have Taken BuyoutAll the news that’s fit to spill.
  8. metaphors
    Rob Pruitt Likens Spray-Painting Jeans to Casual SexHis reasoning is unclear.
  9. metaphors
    Kristen Stewart Will Not Be Your Bag of ChipsA good new metaphor. 
  10. euphemisms
    Cameron Diaz’s Life Work is Vagina EuphemismsMixed metaphors aplenty.
  11. metaphors
    Everyone Talks Fixing Life at Girls PremiereIt’s the theme
  12. metaphors
    The West Wing Echo on Last Night’s Mad MenPilots sometimes fly upside down.
  13. metaphors
    Michelle Williams Growing Out Her HairIf you know what she means. (Do you?)
  14. metaphors
    Donald Trump’s Bronx Golf Course Is Alarmingly GassyMethane meets money.
  15. metaphors
    Akin’s Wife Compares GOP Treatment to RapeOr maybe just the threat of rape? It’s hard to tell.
  16. bons mots
    BofA CEO: Banking After the Mortage Crisis Is Like Fighting in a War Before Weapons“It’s a day-to-day, hand-to-hand combat.”
  17. yeah its just like that
    Warren Buffett: Wall Street Is Doing God’s WorkExcept for on the weekends.
  18. american idol
    The Genius of Simon Cowell: Insulting SimilesWe compiled our favorites, broken down into categories like, “Impaired Celebrities” and “Experiences Humans Dread.”
  19. design hunting
    Design Hunting: Backstage at the Ballet, Up Front at the Ace HotelGlass terrarium blobs, amazing feats of wallpaper, and the friendliest door-hipster in New York: Wendy Goodman brings them home.
  20. the industry
    Brad Pitt and Natalie Portman Are Going to Break UpPlus: Merman!
  21. puppies!!!!!!
    White House Dog Barney Copes, BitesWell, how would YOU deal with getting kicked out of your house?