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    Have You Ever Seen a More Cursed Image?A fish with full, pouty lips and human-like teeth has surfaced on Twitter.
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    Arkansas Venue to Host First ‘Socially Distant’ ConcertConcertgoers will be required to sit six feet apart.
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    Roseanne Barr Is Now Blaming Sara Gilbert for Destroying Her Life, Because, Sure“She will never get enough until she consumes my liver with a fine Chianti.”
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    Gabrielle Hamilton’s Great BetrayalWhy the chef’s decision to partner with Ken Friedman feels so inexcusable.
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    Janet Jackson Confirms She Won’t Be Performing at the Super BowlDo it yourself, Justin.
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    Jenny McCarthy Isn’t Having Any of Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve Drama“My sympathy stopped … the moment she accused Dick Clark Productions of sabotaging her performance.”
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    Donald Trump Doesn’t Know How to Say ‘Beyoncé’Watch him mispronounce Bey’s name at a rally.
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    Maybe Don’t Dress As a Bottle of ‘Roofies’ for HalloweenNope.
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    Vogue Is Recommending Literal Beets As a Substitute for Halloween CandyBeets!
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    Zach Galifianakis Won’t Interview Trump“I feel like I’d be taking advantage of him.”
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    Americans Still Believe Granola is Good for Them(It’s not.)
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    IMDB Is Dominated By Dudes Who Hate Sex and the CityThey also have too much time on their hands.
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    I Straight-up Refuse to Do This Hologram’s WorkoutThis is madness.
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    Oh Good, Now Men Are Trying to Ruin Book ClubsA book club of one’s own.
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    Health Experts Want to Shame You by Putting Exercise Labels on FoodDo you really want to know how many miles you’d have to run to burn off that cookie?
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    Donald Trump Shares His Thoughts About Ladies’ SkinMore opinions about women’s bodies from Trump himself. 
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    A Washington Post Editor Says Donald Trump Called Her ‘Beautiful’After she asked a question on racial inclusion.
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    Apparently Tyga Slid Into a 14-Year-Old’s DMsShe’s got Gloria Allred on her side, though.
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    Are ‘Base Tans’ a Good Idea?What you should know before you head into a tanning bed.
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    John Boehner Answers Question With Creepy Kissy FaceSo romantic.
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    Stolen Creepy Clown Found Exactly Where ExpectedIn the home of a registered sex offender, of course.
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    The Polo Bar Runs New York’s Toughest (and Most Irritating) Door PolicyIt’s like a nightclub for ‘Real Housewives’ rejects.
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    World’s Tallest Roller Coaster Is Too Goddamn TallNOPE.
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    British Pop Singer Finds Horrifying Spider Living Inside Her EarTotally normal.
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    Scientists Stumble Upon a Horrifying Spider the Size of a PuppyOh God why.
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    Introducing Rat Mites: They’re Even Worse Than BedbugsAh, New York.
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    Spider Crawls Into Man’s Appendix Scar and Lives Inside His Body for 3 DaysNOOOOOPE.
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    Brooklyn Management Company Gives You Head Start on Hipsterdom With a Free FixieTo anybody who rents in one of their buildings.
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    Hewitt Tells St. John’s ‘No Thanks.’St. John’s needs a coach, still.
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    Can Video Games Save Reading?Probably not!