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Panic Demics
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Jan. 3, 2010
Spa Treatments Cashing In on Swine Flu Can an immune-boosting facial substitute for a vaccine?
By Beth Landman
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Dec. 22, 2009
By Adam K. Raymond
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Nov. 19, 2009
By Adam K. Raymond
panic-demics
Nov. 5, 2009
Today in Outrage: Goldman Sachs Is Taking Swine-Flu Vaccine From YOUR BABY Goldman and Citigroup both have doses of the swine-flu vaccine. But if the hordes of haters have anything to do with it, their at-risk employees may be out of luck.
By Jessica Pressler
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Nov. 3, 2009
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
Nov. 2, 2009
Swine Flu: The Violence Begins The tension on the subway turns violent.
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
Oct. 27, 2009
By Lindsay Robertson
panic-demics
Oct. 26, 2009
By Adam K. Raymond
panic-demics
Oct. 22, 2009
By Adam K. Raymond
panic-demics
Oct. 21, 2009
No! Not the Robots No one is immune to swine flu.
By Adam K. Raymond
panic-demics
Oct. 20, 2009
Congressman Hit By H1N1 Announces on Twitter, naturally.
By Adam K. Raymond
panic-demics
Oct. 13, 2009
Health Care Workers Prefer Just One Flu Vaccine, Thanks Getting the H1N1 vaccine doesn’t advance any “social interest,” apparently – except for the obvious not-getting-everyone-sick interest.
By Adam K. Raymond
panic-demics
Oct. 13, 2009
Major Garrett Has Swine Flu Will Fox News use his virus-laden body as their next salvo in the war against the White House?
By Chris Rovzar
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Oct. 13, 2009
By Chris Rovzar
panic-demics
Oct. 7, 2009
What to Expect When You’re Expecting Swine Flu You will ask yourself questions like, “If I knew I would have this sore throat for the rest of my life, would I choose to go on living?” And the answer will be, “No.”
By Lindsay Robertson
panic-demics
Oct. 6, 2009
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
Sept. 23, 2009
By Dan Amira
white men who can still use private jets whenever they feel like it
Sept. 15, 2009
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
Sept. 14, 2009
CBS’s Harry Smith Might Have Swine Flu, Might Just Be Human After all, who isn’t achy after a 25-mile bike ride in the rain, followed by a night of dancing?
By Dan Amira
panic-demics
Sept. 3, 2009
Long Island Doctor’s Swine-Flu Rap Unexpectedly Awesome “Stop the bedlam,” the good doctor rhymes. “If you think you’re infected, seek attention.”
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
Sept. 3, 2009
‘H1N1 Influenza Is Here’ The takeaway from the CDC’s press conference about swine flu.
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
Sept. 3, 2009
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
Sept. 1, 2009
Rachel Maddow Had Swine Flu It couldn’t have happened to a nicer gal.
By Chris Rovzar
panic-demics
Aug. 31, 2009
By the Way, One in Ten of You Had Swine Flu This spring, about 800,000 New Yorkers contracted the H1N1 virus.
By Chris Rovzar
panic-demics
Aug. 11, 2009
The Killer Between Our Toes Your flip-flops may be harboring secret weapons.
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
June 29, 2009
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
June 19, 2009
Swine Flu at AOL! As if the media isn’t plagued with enough problems, it’s now getting hit with an ACTUAL PLAGUE. The third installment in our series.
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
June 19, 2009
Bloomberg: Flies Can Spread Swine Flu! Ahhh, it’s mutating! Everyone freak out!
By Dan Amira
panic-demics
June 12, 2009
Confirmation of Swine Flu As Pandemic Makes Scientists Go ‘Meh’ It is truly the only time ever that leading scientists and we here at Daily Intel have ever shared the same thought.
By Chris Rovzar
panic-demics
June 11, 2009
By the Way, We All Have Swine Flu Maybe that wasn’t allergies after all.
By Jessica Pressler
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June 10, 2009
Condé in Crisis: Swine Flu Hits Glamour First ‘Vogue,’ now this. Quarantine the pretty people!
By Jessica Coen
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June 2, 2009
Trinity School Succumbs to Swine Flu H1N1 is officially no longer a Poor Disease.
By Jessica Pressler
panic-demics
June 1, 2009
Swine Flu Hits Vogue A Condé Nast memo just went out warning that an employee on the twelfth floor may have H1N1.
By Jessica Pressler
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May 28, 2009
We’re Officially Nervous About Swine Flu Again The “underlying conditions” we keep hearing about are really not that unusual.
By Jessica Pressler
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May 21, 2009
City Hopes Students’ Thirst for Knowledge Supercedes Impulse for Fun Students affected by schools closed by swine flu are going to the mall, despite the Department of Education’s wishes.
By Dan Amira
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May 20, 2009
Some Students Are Psyched About Swine Flu Hint: It’s not the ones who have to wait nine hours in the emergency room.
By Jessica Pressler
scary things
May 19, 2009
Swine Flu: Not Just for the Outer Boroughs Anymore A private school on the UES has shut its doors after students fell ill.
By Jessica Coen
First New Yorker Felled by Swine Flu Mitchell Weiner, a well-loved Queens assistant principal, succumbed to the disease last night.
By Chris Rovzar
scary things
May 15, 2009
Comeback of the Year: Swine Flu Three schools in Queens have shut down after an outbreak.
By Jessica Coen
Swine Flu Goes Stealth Now the near-pandemic has gotten so clever, people who have it don’t even get ‘sick.’ Diabolical!
By Chris Rovzar
Swine Flu Is Turning Us Against Each Other As the WHO considers declaring a pandemic, New Yorkers avoid each other like the plague.
By Jessica Pressler
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Apr. 29, 2009
WHO Upgrades Swine-Flu Alert We are apparently in phase five out of six in preparation for a global pandemic.
By Chris Rovzar
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Apr. 29, 2009
By Emma Rosenblum
panic-demics
Apr. 28, 2009
CDC Discourages Kissing As Swine Flu Spreads Swine flu spreads, but not in proportion to the panic over swine flu.
By Jessica Pressler
