A Veritable Pete Doherty Bonanza!Famously druggie Ex-Libertines front man and Kate Moss beau Pete Doherty has announced his plans to “surrender to the gods of detoxification,” and he really does seem to be trying — performing Disney classics at concerts, for example, and posting hokey home videos on YouTube.
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High TimesDuring his Van Halen days, David Lee Roth used to pay staffers to bring him girls backstage. Pete Doherty writes in his new memoir that he and Kate Moss will get married if he stays away from the drugs. Newly minted NBC chief and notorious party boy Ben Silverman finally took, and passed, his company drug test. Not one of the Republicans Michael Moore invited to the D.C. premiere of Sicko showed up.
Celeb Guide to New York: Bad for Hitting, Good for PinchingIt’s a question that must plague all celebrities: Where’s the best place to be famous and act like an ass? Yesterday’s news that smack-happy singer Pete Doherty has been fined a mere $1,422 for smacking — well, kicking — a female BBC reporter suggests the answer might be London. But what of our fair city? Don’t celebs love New York, too? Well, if they’re being strategic, maybe not. Last year, Russell Crowe had to pay a six-figure settlement for assaulting a Hotel Mercer clerk with phone. That’s not only a lot more than Doherty’s paying, but it’s also a lot more than the $4,500 Alec Baldwin paid — admittedly in 1995 dollars — for punching a photographer who took a picture of Kim Basinger, his 1995 wife, in Los Angeles; a lot more than the $5,500 Axl Rose was fined for the inventively depraved act of biting a Swedish security guard; and presumably more than the undisclosed sum Naomi Campbell paid, in addition to taking anger-management classes, after attacking her assistant with a cell phone in Toronto. The good news is that New York does seem to remain the best place to be a lecherous but not actually violent celeb, as Christian Slater leared in 2004 when he groped the ass of a random woman on an Upper West Side sidewalk. His punishment: three days of community service.
— Ben Mathis-Lilley
Arts, Briefly: Pete Doherty Fined for Assault [NYT]
Celebrity and Its Discontents [NYM]