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Rants

  1. the underground gourmet
    A Big Fat Blob of BoringIt’s time to cool it with all these balls of burrata.
    By Tammie Teclemariam
  2. this barbie can’t stop crying
    Release the Barbie Fart-Opera CutRemember what they took from us …
    By Bella Arnold
  3. menu concerns
    Stop Calling Every Salad a ‘Caesar’If it features fennel and tahini, that salad is something else.
    By Chris Crowley
  4. rants
    Enough With the BeetsBeet steaks will always be a letdown.
    By Rachel Sugar
  5. rants
    Tom Cruise Yells at Film Crew for Breaking COVID-19 Protocols“We are creating thousands of jobs, you motherfuckers.”
    By Charu Sinha
  6. rants
    Let Me Screenshot Your Quibi Show, CowardsYou can’t control the way that people talk about TV shows online. So why is Quibi trying anyway?
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
  7. chris harrison would never
    What’s the Bare Minimum of Reality-TV Hosting?Because Nick and Vanessa Lachey don’t clear that bar in Love Is Blind.
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
  8. rants
    How Dare Logan Roy Wear Such an Awful Cardigan?The shawl cardigan is from the devil and no one should wear it under any circumstances.
    By Rosa Lyster
  9. rants
    No, Game of Thrones Didn’t Do a Bottle EpisodeThis is important.
    By Kathryn VanArendonk
  10. all in the family
    It’s Pretty Creepy to Root for Game of Thrones Incest, Right?Targaryen or not, Jon didn’t grow up hoping and praying that he might someday sleep with his aunt.
    By Hillary Kelly
  11. rants
    Kranch Arrives in Stores, and America Teeters on the BrinkNo, thanks!
    By Chris Crowley
  12. rants
    Of Course Bodegas Should Sell MarijuanaWhat better way to lift all New Yorkers rather than just the privileged few?
    By Nikita Richardson
  13. rants
    I Don’t Want My Dinner to Also Be an AdWhat happens when all of our restaurants turn into car dealerships?
    By Chris Crowley
  14. the notebook
    James Marsden Deserved Better in The NotebookHe was never a villain. He deserves peace.
    By Ella Cerón
  15. rants
    How One Simple Seafood Dish Is Ruining New York RestaurantsIt’s a scourge that must be stopped.
    By Chris Crowley
  16. rants
    Robert De Niro Says Trump Is Banned From All Nobu Restaurants“If he walked into a restaurant I was in, I’d walk out.”
    By Clint Rainey
  17. justice for miss wolfe
    Why Isn’t Rosie Perez’s Character in Charge on Rise?Miss Wolfe had an idea for Grease!
    By Jackson McHenry
  18. is this your first time dining with us?
    New York’s ‘Neighborhood’ Restaurants Have a Monotony ProblemOnce-agreeable trends have merged into a single, formulaic genre that is at odds with what’s left of the city’s cutting-edge dining culture.
    By Adam Platt
  19. rants
    Redditors Have a Totally Fascinating Hatred of This Microwave DrawerWho knew people had such strong feelings toward a state-of-the-art appliance?
    By Clint Rainey
  20. rants
    Idaho State Senator Screams ‘Abortion Is Murder’ at Visiting StudentsThe students were not there to discuss abortion.
    By Sarah Spellings
  21. The Maker of LaCroix Just Issued the Craziest Press Release of the Week“THE OBSCURE SILVER LINING IS A UNIQUELY-INDUCED OPPORTUNITY.”
    By Clint Rainey
  22. rants
    Here’s the Speech You Wish You Could Give Every Bad DateLast night’s episode of Better Things offers the ultimate catharsis.
    By Allison P. Davis
  23. rants
    It’s Time to Kill Communal Tables Once and for AllIt’s more important than ever for owners to make customers as comfortable as possible.
    By Armen Stevens
  24. office hours
    The Trump White House Makes Your Office Feel So Boring and Drama-FreeForget about your office drama with Tina. The Trump White House is the mess that brings co-workers together.
    By Dayna Evans
  25. office hours
    Please Don’t Text Your Employees at 9 p.m.Barstool Sports CEO Erika Nardini says she texts prospective employees at 9 p.m. or 11 a.m. on Sundays to see how fast they respond.
    By Dayna Evans
  26. you are wrong
    America Reminds Washington Post Writer Not to Mess With Ranch DressingIt’s the country’s No. 1 salad enhancer for a reason.
    By Chris Crowley
  27. close reads
    The Empty Violence of The Walking DeadViolence is the point — everything else is an intellectual fig leaf.
    By Matt Zoller Seitz
  28. rants
    Dog Halloween Costumes Should Be IllegalJust one woman’s opinion!
    By Jessica Roy
  29. rants
    Chef Hammers Yelper by Picking Apart All of His Reviews“Initially, I was shaken, I was worked up, thrown for a loop and nearly… nearly… pissed off. Then I took a deep breath and reread your review.”
    By Chris Crowley
  30. It is Now My Turn to Yell About the Bad Thing That Happened, by Brad Austin First of all, yikes. The bad thing that happened was very, very bad. That’s a no-brainer. Was there a silver lining to it even? I don’t see […]
    By Brian Boone
  31. last night on late night
    Colbert Goes Hard on Free Ticketmaster TicketsAbsurd Phillip Moskowitz is your favorite band, but still, it’s the principle of the thing.
    By Halle Kiefer
  32. Ben Carson Is Praying for Donald TrumpAfter Trump likened him to a child molester, Dr. Carson turns the other cheek.
    By Eric Levitz
  33. Rants
    David Chang Says Australians ‘F*ck Up Burgers More Than Anyone Else’“Australians: I love your country and I love your food, even if your burgers are mostly terrible.”
    By Chris Crowley
  34. S.C. State Senator Rants About Gay Marriage “The devil is taking control of this land!”
    By Caroline Bankoff
  35. Rants
    Another Restaurant Owner Posted a Crazy Facebook Rant After Getting a Bad YelpNot good for business.
    By Clint Rainey
  36. Rants
    Ruby Tuesday Waiter Gets Stiffed by a Soldier, Insults Entire MilitaryNot surprisingly, he no longer has a job.
    By Clint Rainey
  37. Boxing Rants Are My New Favorite Genre of ComedyThe sport of boxing has been in the news a lot lately because of the upcoming Mayweather/(conspicuously correct Hispanic pronunciation) […]
    By Eddie Brawley
  38. closet talk
    I Hate My On-Trend Winter Cape So MuchNobody tells you how restrictive they are.
    By Kat Stoeffel
  39. Rants
    That Harvard Professor Is Actually a Serial Restaurant TerrorizerThe customer isn’t always right.
    By Clint Rainey
  40. rants
    What Happened? Why Is Every Character on Parenthood the Worst Now?Except for baby Aida and the dog. They’re okay.
    By Margaret Lyons
  41. Rants
    It’s Time to Shut Up About BrunchAnother day, another person complaining about what is otherwise a relatively innocuous midday meal.
    By Alan Sytsma
  42. Rants
    Rage Against the Machine Is Now Just Raging Against a Neighborhood Café“Rock stars don’t get special treatment at The 5 Point. We couldn’t give less of a shit.”
    By Clint Rainey
  43. rants
    Kanye Responds to Wheelchair IncidentAnother epic Yeezus rant for the books.
    By Anna Silman
  44. Rants
    Chefs Versus Critics: Why Public Rage Attracts the Wrong Kind of AttentionWhat are the lasting effects of chefs who lash out at critics?
    By Alan Sytsma
  45. jerks
    Video: Drunk Guy Says Father Owns Half of NYCNo one looks great here.
    By Caroline Bankoff
  46. pregnant celebrities
    Mila Kunis Has a Message for All Dads to Be: You’re Not PregnantA PSA.
    By Allison P. Davis
  47. Rants
    Please Don’t Actually Go to Manhattan’s First Dairy QueenNot when there are so many other great places to go instead.
    By Alan Sytsma
  48. Toro
    Diner Claims Soto’s Chef Brandished Sushi Knife in the Dining RoomChef Sotohiro Kosugi’s alleged meltdown resulted in a dumb Yelp review.
    By Clint Rainey
  49. rants
    Ending Sexual Harassment Will Not Make It Harder to Get Laid, PromiseAnd why is it so hard for you tell whether we want to be hit on?
    By Kat Stoeffel
  50. Why Can’t NBC Stop Spoiling Olympics Results?Online is as bad as on TV.
    By Adam Martin
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