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  1. weddings
    A Burglary Didn’t Stop John Stamos and Caitlin McHugh’s WeddingThe $165,000 worth of jewelry McHugh was planning to wear during the ceremony was stolen from her hotel room the night before.
  2. robberies
    World’s Laziest Burglars Rob Mariah Carey of a Mere $50,000 in AccessoriesThey reportedly stole about ten relatively low-value items.
  3. video feed
    Restaurant Workers Fight Off Knife-Wielding Robber With Soup Ladle“We don’t only have knives, but we have hot oil,” the owner warns.
  4. head scratchers
    Domino’s Won’t Force Delivery Guy to Repay Money Stolen From Him After AllPer company policy, the chain could have demanded it back, though.
  5. crimes of fashion
    Glamorous Cross-dressing Bank Robber Wanted by the FBICrushed velvet, tulle skirt, kitten heels.
  6. Crime Scene
    ‘Butcher Knife Bandit’ Robs His 7th Fast-Food Joint in QueensPolice say he’s hit multiple Subway, Dunkin’ Donuts, and Carvel stores.
  7. horniness conquers all
    Couple Too Horny to Realize the Bar They’re at Is Being RobbedTrue love is alive.
  8. Bad Santas
    Worst Santa Ever Robs KFC at KnifepointCrawling into the drive-through window, St. Nicholas came with a bound. And then he took all the cash.
  9. Midtown Thief Gets Bank Robbery Right on Second TryIf at first you do not succeed in committing a felony, try again. 
  10. Crime Scene
    These Burglars Have Lifted $63,000 From Brooklyn RestaurantsThe masked duo has hit four places so far.
  11. crimes and misdemeanors
    Diamond District Robbery May Have Been a Last-Minute Decision Who can resist a little midday heist?
  12. crimes and misdemeanors
    Robbers Pulled Off Noisy Heist While People Were Distracted by FireworksSneaky.
  13. crimes and misdemeanors
    Teen Girls Went on a Monday Morning Mugging SpreeOne hour, four victims. 
  14. crimes and misdemeanors
    Misters Softee Suspect Mister Softee of Truck RobberiesYou’d think these guys could trust each other.
  15. crimes and misdemeanors
    Postal Manager Arrested for Robbing Post OfficeNot the world’s best plan.
  16. Crime Scenes
    Restaurant Owner Thwarts Robbery With Sushi KnifeIt was the third time the robber had targeted the sushi restaurant.
  17. burglaries
    $550,900 Worth of Hermès Goods Stolen in MilanFrom an unattended van.
  18. crimes and misdemeanors
    Man Allegedy Robs Four Banks, Tries to Run Through Lincoln TunnelHe never made it to New Jersey.
  19. heists
    Ax-Wielding, Burka-Clad Burglars Rob SelfridgesThey fled on a moped.
  20. crimes and misdemeanors
    So You’ve Stolen a Reporter’s Camera; Now What?Time to make a porno.
  21. crimes and misdemeanors
    The Four Seasons Is Less Well-Protected Than You Might AssumeGood news for thieves.
  22. Dollar Menu
    Man Arrested After Revisiting McDonald’s He Had RobbedThis story will make you grimace, perhaps like Grimace.
  23. crimes and misdemeanors
    Well-Dressed Man Robs Jewelry Store With More Casual FriendThey’re both on surveillance tape.
  24. crimes and misdemeanors
    Robbers In Amazing Masks Caught After Thanking Mask-Makers They were really good.
  25. crimes and misdemeanors
    Fake Cops Used Mission Impossible-Style Masks in RobberyUnidentifiable robbers got away with $200,000 on Valentine’s Day in Queens.
  26. tranny burglars
    See a Video of Cross-Dressing Burglars Making Off With $6K Worth of Chanel BagsThey escaped in a “Champagne-colored SUV.”
  27. Closings
    Recent Robberies Could Force Bed-Stuy’s Ms. Dahlia’s Cafe to CloseRecent robberies and boozy brunches next door are pricing the tiny and popular café out of the neighborhood.
  28. stupid crime of the day
    Septuagenarian With Cane, Oxygen Tank Robs StoreAnd that’s not the best part of this story.
  29. crimes against celebrity
    Suspected Celebrity-Robbing Teens IndictedThe gang never got to meet Paris Hilton, but they did possibly steal her stuff.
  30. Crime Scenes
    The Trader Joe’s EffectDo people feel an unwarranted sense of security at Trader Joe’s?
  31. neighborhood news
    Burglarizing Ghost of William S. Burroughs Nabbed!A middle-aged man who robbed frozen-yogurt and sex shops in the West Village and Chelsea has been arrested.
  32. Crime
    Art Thieves Hit Smash CakeA visitor to Smash Cake made off with a work from artist Derek Erdman.
  33. Crime Scenes
    Buttermilk Burglarized; McDonald’s Rent-a-Cop UnloadsWas it a Hamburglar thing?
  34. Crime Scenes
    Good and Bad News at PapacitosA $10,000 robbery, but a new brunch!
  35. Crime Scenes
    Esca RobbedWas it an inside job?
  36. The New Etiquette of Bank RobberyBecause, you know, we know you’ve been thinking about it.
  37. Crime Scenes
    Cops Be Stressin’ at DelicatessenThere was mysterious police activity at the eatery everyone loves to hate.