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Rod Blagojevich

  1. early and often
    Ragin’ Rod Still AWOL From Impeachment TrialBut his words are still being heard in court.
    By Chris Rovzar
  2. hairy situations
    Rod Blagojevich Will Do His Own Hair, ThankyouverymuchHe wouldn’t let hair and makeup people from ‘The View’ near him yesterday.
    By Amy Odell
  3. early and awesome
    Rod Blagojevich on Today: ‘Willing to Sacrifice Myself for Principle’You know, like Dr. King, Mandela, and Ghandi.
    By Chris Rovzar
  4. early and often
    Caroline’s Reason: Don’t Believe Paterson’s PeopleThere really is a family issue — and it’s not the nanny, taxes, or marital discord.
    By Chris Rovzar
  5. early and often
    Blago Rails Against His Lost (Presumption of) InnocenceAll the while shredding holes in our presumption of his sanity.
    By Chris Rovzar
  6. early and often
    Roland Burris Completes His Uneventful Pursuit for a Senate SeatWhat a short, strange trip it’s been.
    By Dan Amira
  7. early and awesome
    Rod Goes Even More BlagonkersOur Blaminds are Blagown.
    By Chris Rovzar
  8. early and often
    Somewhere, Rod Blagojevich Is Laughing ManiacallyThe AP is reporting that the Senate has decided to seat Roland Burris.
    By Dan Amira
  9. early and awkward
    Roland Burris Turned Away From SenateRod Blagojevich’s contested nominee to replace Barack Obama in the Senate didn’t quite get there.
    By Chris Rovzar
  10. early and often
    What Are Blagojevich and Burris Thinking?Chip Saltsman, you’re off the hook.
    By Dan Amira
  11. early and often
    Blagojevich Taps Roland Burris to Replace Obama in the SenateWe can’t even deal right now.
    By Chris Rovzar
  12. early and often
    Team Obama Did Nothing Wrong, Says Team ObamaObama’s much-anticipated internal investigation into his staff’s contacts with Rod Blagojevich reaches unsurprising conclusions.
    By Dan Amira
  13. early and often
    Blagojevich: ‘Not Guilty,’ Not Going AnywhereYeah. His press conference went pretty much as expected.
    By Chris Rovzar
  14. early and often
    Blagojevich Won’t Appoint New SenatorBut not for, you know, the obvious reason.
    By Chris Rovzar
  15. early and often
    Obama and Blagojevich: Haven’t You Heard?What did Rahm Emanuel and Blago’s staff talk about? Could be … anything.
    By Dan Amira
  16. hairy situations
    Rod Blagojevich’s Favorite HairbrushApparently he gets mad at his employees if they don’t keep his favorite Paul Mitchell hairbrush on hand.
    By Amy Odell
  17. ballsy crimes
    The Week in RoguesFrom Blagojevich to Madoff, the Giant Scumbag ruled this week.
    By Jessica Pressler
  18. hairy situations
    Top Hairdressers Baffled by Rod Blagojevich’s ManeWe are baffled that R-Blags hasn’t gotten the memo that Washington isn’t Hollywood for ugly people anymore.
    By Amy Odell
  19. early and often
    Obama Is ‘Appalled and Disappointed’ by Blago, Excited About Health CareQuestion: Which issue do you care about more?
    By Chris Rovzar
  20. early and often
    Unanswered Questions Ruining Obama’s Perfectly Good TransitionHow the Rod Blagojevich corruption scandal might taint Obama.
    By Dan Amira
  21. early and awesome
    Happy Birthday, Rod Blagojevich!To celebrate, Obama’s Senate seat is on eBay for the highest bidder!
    By Chris Rovzar
  22. early and often
    The Fallout From Blagojevich’s Explosive Exit Begins Before He Has Actually GoneAnd the bloggers can barely contain their glee.
    By Chris Rovzar
  23. early and often
    Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich to Join Previous Illinois Governor George Ryan in the ClinkCome on, Illinois, really? Still?
    By Chris Rovzar