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Solar Eclipse

  1. the chain gang
    McDonald’s Store Gives Workers Exactly 3 Minutes Off to ‘Enjoy’ the Eclipse“We will stop taking orders between the time of 1:17 PM thru 1:20 PM.”
  2. Sarah Jessica Parker Is Trump’s Inner Monologue During the Solar Eclipse▶️ Sarah Jessica Parker’s voice-over is a surprisingly good match for Trump’s stoic facial expressions.
  3. A Procrastinator’s Guide to Catching the Solar EclipseLast-minute tips for the astronomical event of the century.
  4. blindsided
    Oops! Coffee Chain Backpedals After Giving Out Defective Eclipse GlassesDutch Bros. has instructed customers, in all caps, “DO NOT USE THEM.”
  5. video feed
    Of Course Pizza Hut Found a Way to Turn Its Boxes Into Solar Eclipse ViewersStill, a decent fallback plan if you don’t have protective glasses.
  6. across the universe
    Here’s What This Week’s Total Solar Eclipse Looked Like From SpaceIn case you missed it on Earth — which you probably did. 
  7. what’s everyone looking at?
    Everyone in Europe Is Busy Staring at the Sun TodayA solar eclipse has left people across the globe looking like the beginning of a RoboCop army.