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Steven Seagal

  1. alternative fictions
    Everything Wrong With Trump’s America Was in Steven Seagal’s Only NovelThe Way of the Shadow Wolves has the deep state, Sheriff Joe, and Korans in the Arizona desert.
  2. #metoo
    Steven Seagal Stomps Out of Interview When Asked About Rape AllegationOn the BBC.
  3. investigations
    L.A. DA Declines to Prosecute Cases Against Spacey, Anderson, and SeagalTwo of the cases were past the statute of limitations; in the third the reporting party declined to be interviewed by authorities.
  4. russia
    Russia Names Steven Seagal Special Humanitarian Envoy to the United StatesThe actor was granted Russian citizenship back in 2016.
  5. sexual harassment
    CSI Star Alleges Steven Seagal Exposed Himself to Her During AuditionMultiple woman have shared similar stories of harassment by Seagal in recent days.
  6. sexual assault
    Portia de Rossi Describes Casting-Couch Sexual Harassment From Steven Seagal“He sat me down and unzipped his leather pants.”
  7. the harvey weinstein case
    Julianna Margulies: Harvey Weinstein and Steven Seagal Tried to Harass MeThese alleged encounters occurred in the ’90s.
  8. security threats
    Ukraine Bans Steven Seagal for Being Threat to National SecuritySeagal was recently granted Russian citizenship.
  9. detente
    Putin Reportedly Gave Seagal Russian PassportPutin gave Seagal Russian citizenship earlier this month.
  10. unlikely celebrity friendships
    Vladimir Putin Grants Martial Artist Steven Seagal Russian CitizenshipBecause this is how much sense anything makes in 2016.
  11. roll clip!
    South Park Tried to Kill Reality, Trolls, and Shamers This Week“Let’s Make America Shameless Again.”
  12. international intrigue
    Seagal Attends Putin’s Big Victory Day ParadeThey’re pals, after all.
  13. diplomacy
    Steven Seagal, Honorary U.S. Diplomat?“Our reaction was, ‘You’ve got to be kidding.’”
  14. international affairs
    Lawmakers in Russia Learn Little About Tsarnaev, Bond With Steven SeagalSo the trip was still worth it.
  15. international affairs
    Lawmakers Surprisingly Nervous About Steven Seagal–Planned Chechnya TripG-list celebrities take on more bureaucratic duties.
  16. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Jay Leno Resumed Dissing NBCPlus: Eva Mendes was once considered too dumb-sounding for a Steven Seagal movie, and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
  17. photo op
    Seagal Hangs With Putin in RussiaThey watched a judo match.
  18. fantasy casting
    Ten Action Stars Who Should Be in The Expendables 3Including a lady!
  19. tv
    Steven Seagal Doing ReelzChannel Drama SeriesAfter playing a fake cop on a reality series, he’s playing a real cop on a scripted one.
  20. clickables
    Watch a Comprehensive Montage of Steven Seagal Breaking Other People’s Bones on FilmOuch.
  21. music
    Hear Steven Seagal’s Reggae Song“Me want the poonani, see for make nice.”
  22. seagal
    Steven Seagal Lawman: Back!A&E will bring back his the show, which was pulled after Seagal was accused of sexual harassment.
  23. steven seagal
    Can Machete Make Us Like Steven Seagal?A funny thing happened while we watched Robert Rodriguez’s latest Mexploitation flick last week: We were actually enjoying a Steven Seagal performance.
  24. gossipmonger
    Lindsay Lohan Checks InThe starlet begins rehab. Again.
  25. gossipmonger
    Lindsay Lohan Threw a Drink in Samantha Ronson’s FaceGlass included. That, plus more good and bad celebrity behavior, in our daily gossip roundup.
  26. ewww
    Steven Seagal Accused of More Gross StuffAn unnamed actress says she was fired after denying Seagal’s advances.
  27. gossipmonger
    Spencer Pratt Will ‘No Longer Deal With Fake People’Internally fake, we think he must mean. And more celebrity trivia, in our daily gossip roundup.
  28. steven seagal
    Filming of Steven Seagal Lawman SuspendedLouisiana sheriff halts production on reality series.
  29. jurisprudence
    Steven Seagal Sued for Sexual AssaultWe’re not sure how this will affect Seagal’s reputation as a ‘Lawman,’ but it can’t be good.
  30. gossipmonger
    Barney Frank Made Uncomfortable by Hundreds of Shirtless Fire Island BoysWe didn’t believe this story could be true, but it was in “Page Six,” so it must be.
  31. unsolicited opinion
    Dolph Lundgren, You Deeply Disappoint UsCompared to Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dolph Lundgren is nothing. A zero. A nobody.
  32. the industry
    For ‘Under Siege 3,’ Steven Seagal Demands to Fight AliensPlus: George Romero phones it in, and a producer gets opportunistic over Steve Fossett’s remains.
  33. vulture lists
    10 Lamest Liberal MoviesFrom Tim Robbins to Michael Moore to Steven Seagal, the movies that would make Karl Marx vote McCain.
  34. trailer mix
    ‘The Onion Movie’ Trailer: Finally, a ‘Kentucky Fried Movie’ for Our GenerationThe Onion News Network has finally made its first-ever feature-length movie, and it’s headed straight to DVD, presumably because bongs aren’t allowed in movie theaters.
  35. gossipmonger
    Zang Toi Incorrectly Assumes That Sharon Stone Wants to Meet More Gay DudesSomeone hacked into designer Zang Toi’s computer and sent out an invitation to clients like Sharon Stone and Ivana Trump asking them to join Gayguyschat.com. Julian Schhabel wore pajamas under his jacket to the Critics Choice Awards. Duh. West Village neighbors of Tom Brady and Gisele are not happy that paparazzi now roam the blocks. Joey Buttafuoco is annoyed that a “friend” of his secretly filmed him having sex with his second wife and is now selling the footage. Lizzie Grubman is unable to lend support to any of the candidates because she is a convicted felon and thus can’t vote. Barbara Corcoran is now nicknamed “The Usher of the Flusher” after appearing on a Today show segment on luxurious bathrooms.
  36. apropos of nothing
    On Vulture’s Christmas List: ‘Seagalogy,’ an In-Depth Study of Steven Seagal’s FilmographyBlack Friday is nearly upon us, but why bother going to some horrible, overcrowded mall when you can purchase the most perfect all-purpose holiday gift online?
  37. the industry
    Jessica Lange and Drew Barrymore Will Play Big Edie and Little EdiePlus industry news on Tobey Maguire, Sarah Jones, and Steven Seagal!
  38. the early-evening news
    Steven Seagal Demands an Apology, His Career BackJulia Delpy, Uncle Kracker, and Batman!
  39. NewsFeed
    Patsy Grimaldi’s Fall From Grace Such is our reverence for Patsy Grimaldi, the pizza patriarch behind Grimaldi’s, that when we heard word, via Slice, that he had come out of retirement to cook slices at the Aviator Sports Complex at Floyd Bennett Field in Brooklyn, we immediately began saving gas money to make the trip. The place is so remote — all the way down Flatbush Avenue, just before the Marine Parkway Bridge — that you practically need to be Hernando de Soto to find it. It’s a kid’s paradise, with two NHL-size ice rinks, indoor soccer, basketball courts, and the rest. But for the unathletic children, of course, the real draw is the food court, where you can find Schnäck burgers, cheesecake from Junior’s, Brooklyn Ice Cream Factory desserts, and, yes, Patsy’s pizza. Are those slices worth the epic journey?