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The Situation

  1. closings
    Pour One Out for Jersey Shore’s Karma NightclubThe cast’s group chat must be popping off.
  2. the law
    Will Michael Cohen Hang Out With Billy McFarland and the Situation in Prison?What you need to know about locked-up celebs.
  3. gym tan lawsuit
    Jersey Shore’s ‘the Situation’ Indicted for Tax Evasion and Falsifying RecordsThis isn’t the first time he’s made headlines.
  4. life after reality tv
    Live Like Snooki and the Situation for $1,200 a NightPlus, seven other reality abodes you can rent for the right price.
  5. reality rumble
    Reality Battle: American Idol vs. Jersey ShoreA cuddly rivalry vs. an angry gorilla juicehead.
  6. Make It Stop
    Shaquille O’Neal Is Making ‘Luv Shaq’ VodkaIt’s the vodka no one asked for.
  7. Lawsuits
    The Situation Files $5 Million Lawsuit Over Vodka Endorsement DealMike Sorrentino needs to find a new whey.
  8. jersey shore
    The Situation Is Going to RehabWill the next season of Jersey Shore be a dry one?
  9. seeing the future
    A Chilling Glimpse Into Why Jersey Shore Should Call It QuitsWe make unsettling predictions for what would happen to Snooki et al., if allowed to continue for one more season.
  10. lawsuits
    A Clothing Company Called ‘Serious Pimp’ Is Suing The SituationClearly, this is serious business.
  11. look of the day
    The Festive Situation Is Upon UsYes, it’s (finally) that time.
  12. orange people
    Abercrombie & Fitch Filed Their Defense Against The Situation’s Lawsuit They want the Sitch’s case dismissed.
  13. vera wang
    Reports: Vera Wang to Enter the Tuxedo BusinessShe’s said to have signed a licensing deal with The Men’s Wearhouse.
  14. orange people
    The Situation Sues Abercrombie for Trademark InfringementThey made fun of him, and now he’s mad.
  15. money trouble
    Abercrombie & Fitch’s European Expansion Isn’t Going So WellPricey hoodies apparently aren’t as popular as people thought.
  16. it’s complicated
    Abercrombie & Fitch Will Pay The Situation to Not Wear Their ClothesBut things weren’t always so hostile.
  17. Mediavore
    Somali Food Aid Blocked by Extremists; Fat Duck Chef Has a New BirdAfter 20 years, Heston Blumenthal is now dating Suzanne Pirret, an American woman branded as “saucy” in The Telegraph.
  18. Mediavore
    Brewerytown-Based Farm Boasts a Bumper Crop; Al Qaeda-Linked Jihadists BlockPlus: Fat Duck chef Heston Blumenthal has left his wife; and a new preservative could keep vegetables fresh without refrigeration, all in our morning news roundup.
  19. clickables
    Watch The Situation Hit On Jesse Eisenberg in ItalianFor future reference, “ciao” is not a “line” that works on Eisenberg.
  20. The Situation’s Jokes Comedy Central Cut Are the Worst Jokes EverSure, The Situation bombed pretty badly on TV last night during the roast of Donald Trump. But hoo boy, he comes off even worse when you read […]
  21. jersey shore
    The Situation Gets Booed While Roasting Donald TrumpBecause booing is what you do at roasts.
  22. Celebrity Settings
    Jay-Z Hits Craft With Lebron James; The Kardashians Hold a Ghost Birthday PartyA week of solid star sightings still gets dominated by the antics of the Kardashian clan.
  23. Celebrity Settings
    Betty White Birthday Parties at Le Cirque; The Situation Eats Light at Madison &Plus: Prince jams out at the Darby, and more, in our weekly roundup of celebrity dining.
  24. gtl
    What Did the Jersey Shore Gang Do on Their ‘Vacations’?From Snooki experimenting with satellite-dish-size hats to Pauly bonding with Goofy, it’s all here.
  25. beef
    Bristol Palin Denies Reports That She Is the Worst Person in the WorldCedes: “I’m not perfect.”
  26. clickables
    Watch the Blooper Reel From The Situation’s Workout DVD“I am 100 percent in delirium right now.”
  27. jersey shore
    The Situation Is Lonely“Obviously it’s a blessing — the women and the money and the fame, but at the same time it’s — it’s actually very lonely. Very lonely.”
  28. clickables
    Watch Bristol Palin and The Situation’s Excruciating Pro-Abstinence PSA“Abstinence has the word abs in it.”
  29. quote machine
    Jake Gyllenhaal Kick-starts Anne Hathaway’s Oscar CampaignPlus: Will Ferrell, shoplifter.
  30. slutofiend
    Will Halloween Be the Thing That Finally Puts Jersey Shore–Themed Parties and Other Stuff to Rest?’Shore’ costumes are the most popular among adults this year, research shows.
  31. man dates
    Mark Cuban and Mike ‘the Situation’ Sorrentino Had a Man DateIn the meatpacking district, natch.
  32. clickables
    The Situation Teaches You How to Beat Up the BeatJezebel has landed an early copy of ‘Here’s the Situation.’
  33. dancing with the stars
    Dancing With the Stars No Longer Has a ‘Situation’The ‘Jersey Shore’ star was eliminated tonight, even after changing his haircut.
  34. Celebrity Settings
    Warning: We May Have The Situation On Our HandsThe Jersey Shore star announces his plans to ditch the East Coast after partying at the city’s current celebrity supper club.
  35. dancing with the stars
    Poor Michael Bolton Did Not Take His Dancing With the Stars Dismissal Well“My mom was there, she flew in, she’s 90 … I thought she was really going to enjoy it.”
  36. dancing with the stars
    What Dance Moves Will Best Accentuate The Situation’s Situation?“Probably he should be more sexually open to women’s sensual side.”
  37. vmas 2010
    See All The VMA Red Carpet LooksWork work fashion baby; get your Halloween costume ideas here…
  38. politics
    Bristol Palin and ‘the Situation’ on Dancing With the StarsA much better couple than Snooki and John McCain.
  39. gossipmonger
    Naomi Campbell Travels With Her Own Hot SauceOf course she does.
  40. gossipmonger
    Miley Cyrus to Be ‘Edgy’ in Movie Titled LOLThis will have to be seen to be believed.
  41. jersey shore
    The Situation to Dancing With the StarsShirtless.
  42. payday!
    The Situation Earned More in 2010 than CeraHe’ll make $5 million this year.
  43. the situation
    Bones Will Not Be Featuring The SituationTalks fall through.