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  1. Comedy vs. The Fat JewThe day of reckoning has finally arrived for joke plagiarist Josh Ostrovsky AKA “The Fat Jew.” If you’re not familiar with Ostrovsky, he’s an […]
  2. thieves
    The New Fifty Shades Manuscript Is Too Sexy to Wait for, ApparentlySomebody stole it.
  3. burglaries
    $550,900 Worth of Hermès Goods Stolen in MilanFrom an unattended van.
  4. Patton Oswalt Wrote a Piece About Thieves, Hecklers, and Rape JokesPatton Oswalt wrote a blog post Friday, entitled “A Closed Letter to Myself About Thievery, Heckling and Rape Jokes,” addressing three of the […]
  5. crimes and misdemeanors
    Queens Mom Hits Fake Fed-Ex Thief in Face With PhoneWrong house.
  6. burglars
    Diamond Heist Possibly Sexy Before It Got BustedIn our imagination, that is.
  7. life imitates art
    Moncler Publicist Allegedly Pulls a Thomas CrownHe was charged with stealing a Salvador Dalí painting and a steak.
  8. thieves
    Masked Thieves Stole $400K Worth of Louis Vuitton LootThey made off with it at a Paris airport.
  9. thieves
    Marc Jacobs Offers Reward for Stolen CollectionApparently £40,000 (or $63,528) worth of clothes are still missing.
  10. thieves
    Marc Jacobs’s Entire Spring Collection Reportedly Stolen in ParisKeep your eyes peeled for anyone trying to smuggle plastic paillettes.
  11. stand clear of the closing doors
    Undercover Cops Pretend to Sleep on the Subway, Sell Stolen BikesBe careful, smartphone thieves.
  12. petty crime waves
    Brooklyn’s Bicycle Thieves Want Your iPhoneA rash of two-wheeled smartphone thefts in upscale Brooklyn neighborhoods.
  13. thieves
    Gym Thieves Provide Another Excuse to Not Work OutJust what we’ve been looking for!
  14. Seven Ways to Tell That You, Mr. Purse Snatcher, Are Not a ManHow a story from the tabloids can teach us a little about chivalry.
  15. in other news
    David Holzer Is a Pretty Crappy FriendAn ex–Brean Murray trader stole $16 million from his friends and spent it on bright, shiny things and cars that go vroom. His friends are kind of mad.