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Trespassing

slippery situations Dec. 14, 2018

Man Mysteriously Trapped in Grease Vent Emerges Slick But UnscathedThe grease bandit was reportedly “less than truthful about his … intentions” inside the vent.

By Claire Lampen
Nov. 23, 2015

Drunk Mac-and-Cheese Bro Emerges From Stupor to Appear in CourtThe suburban slugger returns to his old stomping grounds one last time.

By Ben Ellman
zoo intruder Nov. 2, 2015

Allegedly Drunk Zoo Trespasser Bitten by Elderly 3-Legged TigerMaybe she was trick-or-treating in the big-cat exhibit.

By Elaine Godfrey