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Tsa

  1. Travelers Rushing Through JFK Security Left Behind Nearly $47,000 Last YearWhich should pay for, like, one or two TSA security guards.
  2. money
    Passengers Left $409,085 at Airport Security Checkpoints in 2011Directly into the pocket of the TSA.
  3. the worst form of travel
    The TSA Is Writing Notes AgainMaaaaaybe.
  4. transportation
    Third Elderly Woman Says TSA Strip-Searched Her at JFKEveryone is suspect.
  5. TSA Apologizes for Alleged Strip SearchAnd oh — she’s 85.
  6. the worst form of travel
    TSA Agents Stole a Lot of Money From Someone’s LuggageThese people.
  7. the worst form of travel
    That Vibrator-Loving TSA Agent Has Been DisciplinedThe TSA isn’t messing around.
  8. the worst form of travel
    The TSA Just Wants You to Know That It Fully Supports Your Vibrator UseA blogger gets a creepy/hilarious note in her luggage.
  9. the worst form of travel
    The TSA Is Really Trying to Not Look at Your Gross Lumpy BodyNew scanning software will spare you your precious modesty.
  10. simply stunning
    Flying Into Newark Will Leave You Just Stunned!Coulda been literally.
  11. the worst form of travel
    If You Thought TSA Pat-Downs Were Intimate Enough Already…Terrorist groups want to surgically implant explosive devices on passengers’ bodies.
  12. witchy women
    Did the TSA Fire Carole Smith Because She’s a Witch?We’d think that’d be a career advantage.
  13. tsa
    Alaska Lawmaker Chooses Icy Boat Ride Over Airport Pat-DownAlaska lawmaker Sharon Cissna nixed a Seattle airport pat-down and will take the ferry home to Juneau.
  14. arianna!
    Arianna Huffington Busted for Using BlackBerry on Plane, Laughs It OffOther passengers, however, were not as amused.
  15. scary things
    Man Accidentally Brings Loaded Gun on Flight, Which Apparently Happens OftenAll the time, in fact. Literally, every time someone tries, according to some studies.
  16. The TSA’s New List of Banned Carryon ItemsTSA: Newly Banned ItemsUCBcomedy.comWatch more comedy videos from the twisted minds of the UCB Theatre at UCBcomedy.com Here’s a new one from […]
  17. hands across america
    Americans’ Political Engagment Extends As Far As Their UnderwearProtest underwear is the new bumper sticker.
  18. hands across america
    Happy National Opt-Out Day, Thanksgiving Travelers!“Families should sit around the dinner table, eating turkey, talking about their experience.”
  19. cable news
    Talk Box: Cable News Prefers Profiling to Pat-Downs in TSA DebateBut liberal talker Ed Schultz dissents with a Rush Limbaugh/Fox News conspiracy theory.
  20. hands across america
    Pat-Downs Would Be Easier for TSA Employees If You Weren’t So Fat“Even worse is having to try and feel inside the flab rolls of obese passengers.”
  21. underwear bombers
    Here Are Some Potential Problems With the New Anti-Scanner UndiesSome of these problems involve the bedroom.
  22. hands across america
    The TSA Is Literally Killing Americans With Its Pat-DownsBecause now people will drive, and when people drive, they die a lot more often than when they fly.
  23. don’t scan me bro!
    The TSA Has Heard Your Cry, and the Groping Might Cease“Airport screening procedures will be adapted as conditions warrant.”
  24. don’t scan me bro!
    Obama: TSA’s Nude Screening a Necessary InconvenienceThough the president has not actually experienced it.
  25. A Message from a TSA Full-Body ScannerToday on McSweeney’s, A Message from a TSA Full-Body Scanner: “For nearly a decade, lightly-trained TSA employees have been forced to […]
  26. hands across america
    Ron Paul Would Like to Give You Back Your DignityHe won’t let Canada get the last laugh!
  27. cable news
    Talk Box: Ann Coulter Outmaneuvered by Fox Legal Analyst in TSA DebateThe pundit gets so frustrated, she has to ask Hannity to cut her foe’s mike.
  28. hands across america
    Senators to Be the Ones Getting Groped for a ChangeThe TSA offers them all free pat-downs.
  29. airport security
    100 Images From the Controversial TSA Body ScansFlesh and bone, in all its low-res glory.
  30. the tmi
    Jeffrey Goldberg Has a Name for His Balls“The Resistance.”
  31. full body scans
    Full-Body Scans Finally Coming to New YorkTime to hit the gym!
  32. public service announcements
    If You Have a Small Penis, Beware Those Full-Body ScannersOne man’s tale of woe.
  33. important debates
    Airport Security Officials Caught in Most Obvious Lie EverThose full-body scanners DO record images!
  34. airport security
    TSA Worker Plants Bag of White Powder on Student as a ‘Prank’TSA worker seems to think he’s in a sitcom about TSA workers.
  35. terror plots
    Do Not Let This Child Get on Your PlaneHe’s on a list!
  36. terror plots
    Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab: The Blame Game BeginsWho was responsible for allowing a man on our terror watch list to board a plane with a bomb on Christmas Day? Washington is closing in on some scapegoats.