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usa usa! July 4, 2016

Joey Chestnut Wins Hot Dog Eating RecordHe ate 70 hot dogs in 10 minutes.

By Tolly Wright
Dec. 22, 2015

SpaceX Lands a Rocket for the First Time EverImagine the sound of everyone in America cheering at the end of Independence Day simultaneously, but nerdier.

By Jaime Fuller
the sports section July 3, 2014

Obama Calls Clint Dempsey, Tim Howard to Say Hey“Tim, I don’t know how you’re going to survive the mobs when you come back home, man.”

By Joe Coscarelli

the most important people in the world June 26, 2014

Famous People Watching the U.S. World Cup GameOn Air Force One, at a random person’s Brooklyn apartment, and so on.

By Joe Coscarelli
that’s our joe! June 17, 2014

Smiley Joe Biden Congratulates U.S. World Cup Team With BidenismsThe vice president brings the good vibes.

By Joe Coscarelli
early and awesome May 22, 2014

Obama Visits Cooperstown, Makes Baseball HistoryThe first president to visit the Hall of Fame while in office, ever.

By Joe Coscarelli
the sports section Dec. 6, 2013

U.S. World Cup Draw Basically HopelessThe United States will face Ghana, Portugal, and Germany.

By Joe Coscarelli
2012 london olympics July 31, 2012

The Women’s Gymnasts Grab the GoldUSA! USA! USA!

By Lindsey Green