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Usa Usa!

  1. usa usa!
    Joey Chestnut Wins Hot Dog Eating RecordHe ate 70 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
  2. SpaceX Lands a Rocket for the First Time EverImagine the sound of everyone in America cheering at the end of Independence Day simultaneously, but nerdier. 
  3. the sports section
    Obama Calls Clint Dempsey, Tim Howard to Say Hey“Tim, I don’t know how you’re going to survive the mobs when you come back home, man.”
  4. the most important people in the world
    Famous People Watching the U.S. World Cup GameOn Air Force One, at a random person’s Brooklyn apartment, and so on.
  5. that’s our joe!
    Smiley Joe Biden Congratulates U.S. World Cup Team With BidenismsThe vice president brings the good vibes.
  6. early and awesome
    Obama Visits Cooperstown, Makes Baseball HistoryThe first president to visit the Hall of Fame while in office, ever.
  7. the sports section
    U.S. World Cup Draw Basically HopelessThe United States will face Ghana, Portugal, and Germany.
  8. 2012 london olympics
    The Women’s Gymnasts Grab the GoldUSA! USA! USA!