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  1. Cheap Eats
    The Top 5 New (Cheap) SandwichesFrom a fried-chicken bánh mì to a lamb-sausage gyro.
  2. gross things
    John Edwards ‘Is Physically Very Striking, in a Certain Area’Sex-tape rumors about John Edwards and Rielle Hunter are reaching a, um, fevered pitch.
  3. mtv
    MTV Pinning Its Hopes on Wang-Centric Scripted ContentThe slumping network is moving away from reality.
  4. things that actually happen in real life
    Jeffrey Epstein’s Egg-Shaped Member Will Not Be Examined by LawyersThe shape of Epstein’s penis is not relevant to the civil cases against him, a judge has ruled.
  5. news reel
    Willem Dafoe Getting a Little Sick Of Your Antichrist Penis Jokes“If people want to make that the thing they want to talk about, it’s distressing, but that’s their business.”
  6. vulture lists
    10 Most Brutalized Wangs in Movie History’There’s Something About Mary’! ‘The Last House on the Left’! ‘Santa Sangre’!
  7. antichrist
    A Squeamish Person’s Guide to Seeing Antichrist in the TheaterWhen should you hit the bathroom to avoid all the genital-mutilation stuff? See our illustrated guide!
  8. wangs
    Half Off R. Kelly Tickets!Want to see R. Kelly live at the Wang Theatre?
  9. wangs
    British Reality-Show Competitions Trump Their American Counterparts Once Again“I just don’t think you have the full package.”
  10. wangs
    Willem Dafoe Didn’t Put His Own Genitals on the Line in AntichristStunt wangs were employed.
  11. wangs
    Maybe Transformers 2 Won’t Be So Bad, After All?We’ve got two words for you: Decepticon testicles.
  12. wangs
    Judd Apatow Could Probably Use a New MottoHe’s got more in common with Andy Samberg than we previously thought.
  13. wangs
    HBO Goes Below the Belt, Quite Literally, With HungWe can only guess how he stacks up against the likes of McG and Dr. Manhattan.
  14. wangs
    McG Forfeits Penis-Measuring ContestMcG: “I have an Irish curse and I think we’re all familiar with exactly how [I’m endowed].”
  15. vigilante justice
    Shadow Hare’s Enemies Rise Up on CraigslistIt’s hard out there for masked avengers.
  16. wangs
    Real-life Watchmen Patrolling the Streets of CincinnatiTry calling Zack Snyder a failure now!
  17. wangs
    Terminator vs. Transformers Feud Is Devolving NicelySo sayeth McG, “If he’s up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus steps at Universal and put the question to rest.”
  18. parental guidance suggested
    Pixar’s Up Earns PG RatingThere’s only one possible reason why this film didn’t earn a G rating.
  19. wangs
    Slow Dancing With the StarsWe don’t remember a dance called the Pocket Rocket.
  20. wangs
    Will Viggo Mortensen’s Wang Return in Eastern Promises 2?After all, it was 2007’s Fiercest Wang.
  21. wangs
    Roger Ebert Weighs in on Dr. Manhattan’s “You-Know-What”How many men could resist the opportunity to do a little tweaking?
  22. wangs
    Behold, Doctor Manhattan’s Wang!NSFW, obviously!
  23. wangs
    Dr. Manhattan’s Wang Gets First Negative Review“Throughout most of the whole picture, one male character walks around completely naked, with his private parts waving in the breeze.”
  24. wangs
    Dr. Manhattan’s ‘Giant Blue Wiener’ Gets ‘Glowing’ ReviewsMassive and uncircumcised.
  25. 25 Things Zack Snyder Actually Got Right in WatchmenThe intentional pleasures! The unintentional laughs!
  26. wangs
    Hugh Jackman to Bare All At the OscarsThere’s got to be a Watchmen tie-in here somewhere.
  27. wangs
    Outrage: Watchmen Movie’s Doctor Manhattan to Have Large Penis“Massive and circumcised.”
  28. cultural capital
    What Celebrities Are Playing: Ping-PongSusan Sarandon goes to a table-tennis event. But it’s at an art gallery, so it’s still cool.
  29. party lines
    Alan Cumming Says Barack Obama Has a Big WangAnd he has not only a theory, but also evidence!
  30. wangs
    PBS Announces Wiener-less King LearPBS’ March broadcast of ‘Lear’ will omit Ian McKellen’s nude scene.
  31. wangs
    New ‘Watchmen’ Footage Leaves Nothing to the ImaginationDon’t worry: Doctor Manhattan will be pantsless.
  32. The Orange Line
    Riding the V Line: Ben’s Best, the Pride of Rego ParkWe’re riding the B and V from Coney Island all the way to Forest Hills, jumping off frequently to rave about our favorite restaurants along the way. Katz’s, the Carnegie, and the 2nd Avenue Deli are the pride of Manhattan, but Ben’s Best still belongs to Rego Park. Get off the V at 63rd Drive, walk past Wiggles strip club, and there you are.