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  1. what?
    Well, Here’s Meryl Streep Rapping on a New Song From The Prom“If somebody starts in with new drama, just go high like Michelle Obama.”
  2. campaign trail
    Crazed Man Threatens to ‘Kiss Everyone’Ten days after testing positive for COVID-19, Trump is back on the campaign trail — and eager to kiss his supporters (???).
  3. what?
    This Is Certainly Not the Future I Would Have PredictedHere’s a clip of virtual audience members dancing to Vin Diesel’s new dance single (?) on the Kelly Clarkson Show (?) .
  4. what
    How Would You Even Begin to Explain This Space Force Tweet?The newest branch of the military shared a truly perplexing post this week.
  5. sure why not
    Katie Holmes Seems Very Horny for This TicketHer body is ready for #BidenHarris2020.
  6. what??
    Oh Great, a Snowstorm in MayIn case you thought winter 2020 was done with us.
  7. what?
    Tom Hanks Gives Bullied Boy Named Corona Typewriter, Gives Bullies New MaterialJust what every bullied kid needs.
  8. what?
    Trump Is Angry That Parasite Won Best Picture Instead of Gone With the WindIt’s so … metaphorical.
  9. crime
    What’s Going on With This Possible Real-Life Orphan Story?There’s been another twist.
  10. what?
    Ashton Kutcher Is Now a Foreign Policy Expert, Says Ashton KutcherAlso, maybe don’t text him to ask about it.
  11. what?
    Unpacking a Very Wild Headline About Sarah Palin’s DivorceDivorce? A Kid Rock concert? A “cryptic meme”?
  12. skin care
    Tracee Ellis Ross Is Making Me Want to Try These Blue BallsThey’re eligible for Prime Free One-Day Shipping!!!
  13. what
    What the Hell Happened During This Terrifying Helicopter Rescue?A 74-year-old injured hiker was spun out of control.
  14. what?
    Let Us Walk You Through This Unhinged Astrological Roommate DramaCan you really deny people housing based on their star sign? Is that legal? What’s wrong with Capricorns?? We have the answers.
  15. what?
    Jose Canseco Accuses A-Rod of Cheating on Jennifer Lopez With His Ex-WifeSomeone tag Ellen into this.
  16. what
    What It’s Like Seeing the ‘Butterfly’ Guys do ‘Butterfly’Sure, okay: Crazy Town played a tiny Brooklyn venue for some reason.
  17. what?
    Les Moonves Has Quietly Started a New Company Called Moon Rise Unlimited“CBS is paying for the office space that Mr. Moonves now occupies.”
  18. what?
    ABC Exec Says Oscars Chaos Is, Contrary to All Appearances, a Good Thing“The mystery is really compelling. People really care.”
  19. what?
    Power Walking Cured Liam Neeson’s Racism, According to Liam Neeson“Two hours every day, to get rid of this.”
  20. what?
    Pauly D Plays the Odds by Joining a Second MTV Dating Show, Game of Clones“Stars are given the opportunity to date seven clones of their celebrity crush.”
  21. what
    Trump Wants to Make It Okay to Call People ‘Beautiful’ and ‘Handsome’ AgainHe also reminded the crowd that jealousy is a disease.
  22. what?
    I Have So Many Questions About This Bizarre and Unsettling Donald Trump VideoHelp?
  23. what
    Trump Jokes That Murder Victim Is ‘Tom Selleck, Except Better Looking’In an event meant to stoke xenophobic fears about immigrants.
  24. what
    How Do We All Feel About Tom Brady Kissing His Son for a Weirdly Long TimeUhhhhh.
  25. innovation
    Behold the Chickle: Hot Chicken Stuffed Inside a PickleAmerica’s next great culinary mash-up has arrived.
  26. today in donald trump
    Trump Campaign Blames Hillary Clinton for New Anthony Weiner Sexting ScandalTrump, who apparently doesn’t know how sexting works, questioned whether the husband of Clinton’s top aide had access to classified info.
  27. what?
    Never Fear: Trump Says He Thinks He’s ‘Doing Well’ With WomenIs Trump on one long unfortunate acid trip?
  28. what?
    Jamie Foxx Channels Future for a New Verizon AdGo ahead. You can hear him now.
  29. Even Ian McKellen Can’t Figure Out These Parking SignsCan you solve this mystery?
  30. what?
    Chet Haze May Have Trashed a Hotel RoomThat’s Tom Hanks’s son.
  31. what?
    NYPD Finds Weapon Usually Found in War Zones in Bushwick HomeOh, and some drugs.
  32. Madcap Antics of Scottish Hairdressing AwardsAn amusingly fuzzy timeline.
  33. Talking to Bo Burnham About His New Special, the Pursuit of Fame, and […]Bo Burnham has been busy, and he’s ready for a break. The 23-year-old may have entered the comedy scene in an unconventional way through his […]
  34. Here’s Bo Burnham’s New Special Bo Burnham released his new special, called what., for free on YouTube this morning. Here’s the full thing, or you can buy the album here if […]
  35. Here’s a Song from Bo Burnham’s New Special, Written from the Perspective […] Comedian Bo Burnham is releasing his new special, what., on Tuesday (the 17th) for free on Youtube, and here’s the first song from it. It’s […]
  36. Here’s a Trailer for Bo Burnham’s New Comedy Special, ‘what.’ Bo Burnham’s new comedy special, what., comes out on Tuesday, December 17th, and here’s a super funny new trailer for it he released […]
  37. Here’s a Video of a Female Cop Telling an Ice-Cream Vendor to ‘Blow Me, B*tch’And briefly dancing. 
  38. Bo Burnham Is Releasing His New Standup Special Online for FreeWhile comedians like Louis C.K., Aziz Ansari, and Jim Gaffigan have self-released standup specials online for $5, Bo Burnham is putting his […]
  39. Woman Attacks Husband Over ‘The Onion’This is real news but it sure reads like fake news. A Wisconsin wife was charged on Monday with one count of disorderly conduct domestic abuse […]
  40. clickables
    Watch the Trailer for WRONGIn Quentin Dupieux’s follow-up to Rubber, he goes from a killer tire to a lost dog.
  41. What?
    S.F. Has Fewer Vegetarians/Vegans Than Dallas?Living Social conducted a survey of 200 Living Social users in S.F., so yeah, probably not reliable.
  42. what?
    Michele Bachmann’s Son Won’t Pose for PlaygirlWhat a letdown?
  43. Ron Artest, Professional Stand Up ComedianLos Angeles Laker/fan puncher Ron Artest has a stand up tour. Caroline’s says that it will be “THE comedy event of the summer.” Sorry, actual […]
  44. uh.
    Bloomberg Columnist Outraged at Not Being Fondled by TSA“No TSA agent has ever singled me out because of the size and shape of my breasts or any other body part!”
  45. FYI
    Lil Jon Is Selling Pizza Near NYU Right NowThe rapper is selling pizza for charity.
  46. what?
    The Simpsons Salutes Ke$ha, for Some ReasonDespite the music, it’s pretty delightful.
  47. what?
    Harry Reid Is Aware of the Tiger Woods ScandalHowever, he is not very good at making jokes about it.
  48. meet chuck todd
    Chuck Todd Named Chief White House Correspondent, a Role He Will DominateWe love Chuck Todd.