Where to Stash Mom

Photo: Courtesy of Four Seasons

My West-Coast Deal-Maker Friend Who Needs a Killer Lobby
Four Seasons Hotel
57 E. 57th St., nr. Madison Ave.; 212-758-5700
The preferred deal-clinch location. Ask for room 2303: It’s on a corner, so it gets extra light. And it’s wheelchair-accessible, so the room is slightly bigger, but there’s no bathtub (from $695).

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My College-Age, Concert-Bound Brother and His Buddies
Broadway @ Times Square Hotel
129 W. 46th St., nr. Sixth Ave.; 212-221-2600
Chip et al. are coming to town for a show at Irving Plaza. Stash them in the Broadway @ Times Square, where rates starting at $157 a night include a basic but clean room with a phone, coffeemaker, and flat-screen TV with onDemand, plus free Wi-Fi, gym, laundry, and a complimentary continental breakfast. The toiletries are severely limited, but the boys won’t be bathing anyway.

Photo: Todd Eberle/The Mark Hotel

My Best Friend, His Wife, and Their Two Kids Who Want to Be Near the Museums
The Mark Hotel
25 E. 77th St., nr. Madison Ave.; 212-744-4300
The once-stuffy aesthetic of this storied hotel has been replaced by a new, artsy type of Upper East Side style. And it’s more than a tad French, too, courtesy of designer Jacques Grange (rooms from $475).

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My Midwestern Relatives Who Want to Be in Tourist Central
New York Marriott Marquis
1535 Broadway, nr. 45th St.; 212-398-1900
Thanks to its nearly 2,000 rooms (from $284), a Times Square location, and familiar reputation, the Marriott Marquis has become a popular tourist destination, particularly for the Broadway-bound.

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My 23-Year-Old Cousin and Her Best Friend Who Came to Party
Gansevoort Meatpacking NYC
18 Ninth Ave., nr. 13th St.; 212-206-6700
Within stumbling distance of the Marquee, Le Bain, and the Griffin, the hotel’s Plunge Rooftop Bar + Lounge is a major breeding ground for “Page Six” items. Rooms (from $345) are small, teched-out, and trendy. The west-facing ones on the ninth or tenth floor (rooms 11, 12, 14, and 15 are farthest from the elevators) are quietest, should the partyers need to sleep in.

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My Boss’s Boss From the Main Office
St. Regis Hotel
2 E. 55th St., nr. Fifth Ave.; 212-753-4500
The art of Fortune 500 ass-kissing is perfected here. A personal butler will remember the head honcho’s name and offer to unpack his belongings or draw him a bath. Plasma-screen TVs, Wi-Fi, and MP3 players, plus Remède amenities, the hotel’s signature bed linens, and gorgeous floral arrangements by Renny & Reed round out the cushiness (from $695).

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My Parents Who Plan to Stay for a While After the Baby Is Born
59th Street Bridge Suites
351 E. 60th St., nr. First Ave.; 212-221-8300
Anyone on an extended stay will appreciate fully equipped kitchens, big closets, and ground-floor laundry facilities. There’s no room service, but the concierge is happy to coordinate in-house cleaning, laundry, and valet services for an additional charge, or help with with takeout and grocery deliveries. Studios start at $2,000 a month; request one overlooking the courtyard (it’s quieter).

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My Extremely Cool Newlywed Friends
City Club Hotel
55 W. 44th St., nr. Sixth Ave.; 212-921-5500
Hotels often rely on frilly bed linens and a single red rose when playing up “romance.” The Grand Duplex suites here are subtly seductive: A white spiral staircase leads from a cozy living room up to a king bed and a chocolate-marble bathroom with a rain shower built for two (there’s also a private terrace). With room service supplied by Daniel Boulud’s DB Bistro Moderne, you can sate other hungers with the grilled branzino or dry-aged rib eye and a bottle of Domaine Tempier rosé ($200). Rooms start at $170.

Where to Stash Mom