With Paris Hilton's escapades e-mailed among co-workers and women applying to attend CAKE parties, the bar for naughty has been raised.
Penthouse Executive Club, 603 W. 45th St., 212-245-0002 or penthouseexecutiveclub.com. Hour-long group lessons at 7 and 8pm ($25); half-hour private lessons at 7, 7:30, 8, 8:30pm ($50).
9 pm: Spoil yourselves with succulent, cut-to-order steaks and lavish creations by chef Adam Perry Lang. Sip champagne while you admire the viewit is a strip club, after all.
Robert's Steakhouse, 2nd Fl., Penthouse Executive Club.
11 pm: Once you're sated, satisfy cravings of another sort. The luxurious, high-end club features three stages of entertainment, private harem rooms, an accommodating staff, and, yes, topless women. If you do order a lap dance, don't forget to reassure your date with those magic words: nobody strips like you do.
$10 cover before 7pm; $20 after 7pm. Open until 4am.