I Found the Most Wearable Dress at Princess Polly

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For several years now, a teenage girl’s going-out uniform, wherever “out” may be for a 16-year-old, has been atiny tube dress. Some of these dresses have spaghetti straps, others are strapless, a few have long sleeves — and they almostalwaysfail the fingertip test. Purveyors of these going-out dresses are often DTC: Popular ones includeWhite Fox(best known for its hoodies),Peppermayo,Cider, and Princess Polly. Recently, the last of that bunch has been making the pivot to brick-and-mortar shops, specifically in malls throughout the country. (The brand is especially prominent atSimon malls, such as Garden City’s Roosevelt Field and King of Prussia in Pennsylvania.) But even at Princess Polly’s two-story shop on Soho’s “Tween Row,” there’s nowhere near enough room for all the dresses in its catalogue — which, after I narrowed down the offerings to just the going-out category, includes over 900 styles.
To make sense of this, I tried 15 Princess Polly dresses that would be appropriate for a variety of going-out activities, such as a homecoming dance, a night out on the Lower East Side, or an anniversary dinner at a Michelin-star restaurant. Picking which to test was a feat of its own: After looking through the brand’s 100best-selling going-out dresses, I combed through as many pages of its catalogue as I could to build out a list that encompassed a mix of styles, from teeny-tiny to maxi and a glittery one for good measure.
After the dresses arrived, I quickly understood that, since Princess Polly is essentially a fast-fashion brand, there’s a dress for everyone, but not every dress is for everyone (or perhaps anyone). Because of their poor construction, several dresses gaped at my waist or chest, while design elements of others, like off-the-shoulder straps, cowl necklines, and fixed halter straps, were too big, even in a size down. So if you (or your teen) are planning to shop at Princess Polly, be sure to keep thereturn policyin mind and buy in a couple of sizes. (At the time of publishing, the policy is within 30 days of delivery for exchange, gift card, or refund.) Still, I found some gems and one favorite. For reference, I’m five-foot-three and tried the dresses in a size two or four, depending on the sizing notes. (I’m typically a size two, but I find a four is my true size at Princess Polly.)
The Runners-up


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If “out” is, say, a friend’s birthday party, I’d say this is the perfect dress for the occasion. It’s available in no fewer than six polka-dot combinations (Gen Z’s pattern du jour) and has a functional tie back, so you can style the dress for the occasion. (Perhaps looser for park picnics and tighter for happy hour.) I’d tried asimilar dressin a size two and found it was slightly too small at the waist, so I asked for this one in a four. I almost declared it my winner, but I found myself wishing I could adjust the straps to stop myself from worrying about a V-neck-related flashing incident. Perhaps a trip to the tailor is just what I need.


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After trying Princess Polly’sHedlea dress, which was too long for my torso even in a size two, I was nervous about this one, which has a similar tie that functions as an adjustable halter. However, this halter had more range, so I was able to adjust the top of the dress enough that it was taut. I paired it with shapewear and was impressed that I couldn’t see any seams despite the dress’s stretchy blend of polyester and elastane (a material I typically think of as unforgiving with VPLs). As a 32C, I can typically go braless, but if that’s not something you’re comfortable with, I recommend skipping this dress as the back is plunging.


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If I had another shot at my junior prom, I’d most certainly wear this dress. The gold shimmer in the butter yellow elevates this one above other options I’ve seen in the tiny tube variety, and it even has removable spaghetti straps for anyone who so desires. When it comes to sizing, it all depends on how you’d like the dress to fit: I tried this one in a two and found it hugged my hips and chest enough that I didn’t worry about the dress falling down. However, if you’d like a looser fit and don’t mind adding the spaghetti straps for extra support, I recommend going with your usual size.


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Here’s a dress I could imagine myself wearing out in Bushwick. In a size four, it was tight enough that I could lift my arms without worrying about a wardrobe malfunction. And unlike the sparkly costumes I wore during the ballet recitals of my youth, the material of this dress didn’t irritate my arms. I just wish the neckline were more defined and structured — perhaps with a subtle sweetheart shape — as the material has the tendency to bunch unevenly.


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While I think this dress is overpriced for what it is — a pure-polyester dress that wrinkles easily — I do think it’s an elegant option for anyone who doesn’t want to splurge on an actual silk dress. (Or, say, for a teen on a budget.) In a size four, the dress offered enough coverage for my chest while gently hugging my hips. I appreciate that the halter tie is adjustable, too.


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Nuptials season is upon us, and I’d say this flowy number is worthy of awedding guest. Unlike the Fireproof dress above, this one is made of cotton and has a polyester lining, making it aslightlybetter option for the price. I like that the dress is structured throughout, trailing the curves of my body from top to bottom, while the long, flowy straps give the dress some visual interest. It’s loose yet structured enough in a size four that I didn’t feel the need to wearshapewear, which I often like to throw on to smooth out a dress.
The Winner


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There’s something about the stripes in this dress that makes it both casual enough to wear to a Yankees game but dressy enough to wear to a bar on the Lower East Side. In the LBD version, I would even say it’s fancy enough for a homecoming dance or, for older girls, a club. This versatility made the dress my winner. After all, isn’t a dress better if you can wear it for more than one occasion? Unlike others I tried, though, this dress runs small. A four still fit me but was tighter on my waist and hips than others in the same size. If you have a bigger bust, I recommend sizing up.
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