What Shaq Can’t Live Without

It’s the only thing that can block my musk. I’ve tried all the other ones, it didn’t work. I can play an entire game and still besmelling fresh.

I like Tumi because they don’t mind going crazy. I’ve got thegray and black camouflage, the green camouflage, the rustic silver. And they make big suitcases. With a regularsuitcase, I can’t even fit two pairs of shoes in it. With a Tumi, I can fit six, seven pairs of shoes, underwear, other things. I can go on a five-day trip with one suitcase.

I used to ride motorcycles for real. Nobody knows this — but an old lady hit me and I got in a wreck. But I still like the feeling of the motorcycle. I like being on top of something and having the wind blow in my face. Polaris came out with something that you can sit down in and has three wheels. It’s a little lower to the ground, so if I do get hit, I won’t go left or right. I traded in all my motorcycles, and now I have three Polarises. It’s still the same sensation as a motorcycle, but on something that has three wheels.

I’ve got 200,000 songs on there, about 500 of my favorite movies, I’ve got family photos. What I like about the MacBook is that it’s dummy-proof. With Windows, I didn’t feel like I was geeky enough. I’m a geek, so I don’t want people to think I’m making fun, but that was a little too hard for me. When the MacBook Pro came out I was finally like, geniuses can makecomputersfor dummies.

I got the bigEpsonjoint with clear 4K. When I’m winding down, I’ve got to watch my Netflix. Right now, I just got through withAmerican Horror Story, all seven seasons, and now I’m onTaken. But I’m almost done with that, so I’ve startedPerson of Interest. I like watching dramas, cops, spy stuff.

Another go-to snack is any cake by Entenmann’s. I would love to own them one day. They have the cheese danish rolls. Ah, I would go to jail for those things.

Not many people know this, but I’m an honorary deputy U.S. Marshal and a reserve police officer in California, Arizona, and Florida, as well as a sheriff’s deputy in Georgia. I am always on duty. When I’m at work, and we have to use the siren, I am authorized to use it. But it’s not on my car — I don’t want people to think that — I only use it on a police car. Sorry kids, you can’t get this one at home. [Ed. note: You cannot buy Shaq’s official police siren, but you can get this novelty one.]

Theseheadphoneshave two different types of sound. They’ve got the loud, crazy bass sound and they’ve got the comfortable sound. And I want to respect everyone’s privacy — so no one can hear any of it with thenoise cancellation. JBL has also partnered with us for Shaq’s Fun House.