I Walk My Cat Like a Dog for Hours Using This Harness-and-Leash Set
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My son wanted toadopt a dog. I said I could not handle it. We settled onadopting a cat. His name is Captain. He has a gimpy leg, is cross-eyed and partially blind,plays fetch, talks all day, and screams at the door to go outside. This last trait had me at a loss, but you can’t exchange cats.
We live in Laurel Canyon, home of legendary folk music and coyotes that are not scared of anything. You simply cannot let cats outside loose in the canyon. But as acomedian and writer in L.A., I spend what feels like 24 hours a day outsidedriving, so I decided to bring him along with me in the car (it’s nice to have someone to talk to). He loved it, head hanging out the window like a maniac. The reality, though, is you really cannot roll into network meetings and auditions with acat in your purse. I mean you can, but I am trying to keep myself and a 13-year-old child alive, so I need to maintain some level of normalcy in the workplace.
When I amwritingfrom home, Captain screams while walking circles around me, bites my ankles, and hurls himself at the door. I have enough of this in my dating life. I began to wonder if I couldwalk him like a dog. I knew I’d need a leash, so I went to Amazon (like I do about 78 times a day) looking forcat leashes. There was quite an array. I started to read reviews — I can get lost in a good Amazon review — before settling on Niteangel’s set of twoharnessesand a leash. Two reviews stood out: Someone named “iced_coffee” wrote about how she used them with her “crazy, biting cat,” but it was “Joe Sixpack” who really sold me, because he said the harnesses — which are kind of like jaunty vests — are lightweight and good for warmer weather. Other reviewers said that most cats would put up a fight about putting on a harness, which was weird because I can’t imagine why people would shop for stuff like this if their cats are not begging them to, but that’s their business. I found what I came for, and it cost less than the price ofsome cups of coffee.
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When the Niteangel set arrived, I braced myself for a struggle, but Captain could not get his paws into the harness fast enough. He looked at me with gratitude, but also seemed overall annoyed that it took me so long to order it. Fair. Walking a cat is a nightmare; Captain can go for like 20 hours, and he needs to investigate everything and can be skittish. But another nice thing about the harnesses (which come in two sizes) is that they’re adjustable — they have velcro closures at the neck and stomach, and you can secure them even more with the easy-to-use buckle clasp near the neck. So you really don’t have to worry about your cat slipping out, even if you have a Houdini on your hands. Plus, the leash is elastic, so Captain can navigate with ease. Sometimes whileworking at home, I put him in the harness and leash and hang it on my office door so he can roam and scream outside at birds and I can get stuff done. Do I sound insane? Yes. Do I care? No.
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