We Picked Our Favorite T-Shirts From the Cut’s New Line of Merch
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You may have heard the news already: Ourfriends at the Cutare now doing merch!The Cut Shopis a print-on-demand T-shirt store over at Amazon, where you can find $25 all-cotton tees with Cut headlines and phrases like “All My Exes Live in Texts” and “Millennial Pink” among many, many others (a new one will be added each week). We’re big fans ofwhite T-shirtsaroundStrat, so of course we had to go through the options and pick our favorites (would you believe none of us chose the same shirt?).
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I loveTiffany Haddishlike Tiffany Haddish loves Groupon. Her bold and brazen performance inGirls Tripstole my heart, and her real-life adventures (the swamp tour! the Beyoncé bite!) solidified my devotion. Like Tiffany’s white Alexander McQueen dress, this T-shirt warrants lots of re-wears.
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I like when we can give a little bit of space to appreciating things that are weird, personal, and mostly forgotten by others — like theI Think About This a Lotcolumn so satisfyingly does.
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I particularly love this one: Partially because thewhole incidenthas taken on a new meaning now that we know Cardi B wasactually pregnantwhen she wrote this Instagram comment, but also because it’s how I feel most days. It’s the most 2018 way to say, “Mind Your Own Business.”
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I actually still frequent Union Pool (they book great music!) but I may as well get this T-shirt anyway to commemorate (1)Allison’s intrepid reportingon everyone’s favorite “horny Utopia” and (2) the time my former roommate went on record talking about how he once got laid at Union Pool. He will never live that down.
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I love some good self-referential internet merch and this one’s perfectly minimal and up for interpretation. Perhaps it’s saying, “Hello, I am a creator of #content,” maybe it’s an ode to #content itself (always doing it for the ’gram, as they say), or maybe it’s a tongue-in-cheek “insert joke here” type thing. Who can really say?
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I’m going to have to go withMillennial Pinkhere because it’s funny that it’s not in pink and because I spent about three months of my life thinking about how this color came to invade the consciousness and fabric (literally) of our society. We’ll always have that special connection.
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I could look at pictures offreakebana— per Stella, “the new, ugly-cool styling of arranging flowers,” for hours and hours and hours. And more hours still! Since a freakebana photo book doesn’t yet exist, I will settle for this T-shirt declaring my enduring affection for this weirdo trend.
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