I Can’t Escape the Wrath of Grape
Every so often, there comes a color like primary blue or gross green that suddenly appears everywhere, from socks and pajamas to nail polish and soaps. Sometimes it’s been a special kind of purple, like the Tyrian purple of Byzantine emperors or mauveine, a synthetic dye accidentally discovered by chemist William Henry Perkin (that resembles Barney the Tyrannosaurus rex’s flesh). Lately it’s what I’d describe as grape, not all-natural grape but grape-flavored. It’s like a cartoonifed grape — one you’d find in a fruit bowl of a Tom and Jerry episodeor the kind of grape Eric Carle’s Very Hungry Caterpillar might’ve eaten.I can’t stop noticing it: on the floor Miu Miu models trotted on, Francis Ford Coppola’s sock in the front row of Saint Laurent, a sweater sleeve off to the side in a photo of Michelle Williams in Secret Strategist. Here, all the shades of grape I’m thinking about.
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The word jelly does bring to mind the lid of Bonne Maman Concord grape spread.
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Currently, you can get this Tetra Purple shade only in J.Crew’s new premium cashmere (which is medium weight; signature cashmere remains lighter).
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There’s no place like the Vermont Country Store, where the pajamas are comfortable.
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Your new favorite version of the Arc Pants — which senior editor Winnie Yang and deals editor Sam Daly wear on a nearly weekly basis.
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The Fruit of the Loom grapes on it look more like the blackcurrants on a Ribena juice box.
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You’ll be asked for a link at your next Pilates class.
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Was this a swatch on Staud’s mood boards?
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No more getting lost in a crowd of black puffers.
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As Jimi Hendrix’s lyric goes: Purple haze all in my brain.
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Less expected than red gloves are “raven” gloves (at least that’s what Khaite calls it).
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The same bag Tracee Ellis Ross carried to and from the theater while making her Broadway debut inEvery Brilliant Thing.
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From British Vogue editor Bay Garnett’s collaboration with Rixo.
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The favorite underwear of the woman who wrote the book on underwear — in dark wisteria.
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Colorful Standard’s merino-wool-blend socks come in tangerine, oxblood, kelly green, and, my favorite, ultraviolet.
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The Italian surgeon clogs we’ve seen on “the feet of a rather elegant head nurse at New York–Presbyterian Hospital” and “our regular waiter at Achilles Heel in Greenpoint.”
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Cinabre’s slippers — that you can order with handwritten initials or date on the label — were included in 2024’s print Strategist “Gift” issue.
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Chanel recently purchased Charvet — Sofia Coppola has been getting shirts from the brand since Marie Antoinette.
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Cheaper than Martiniano’s Glove shoe.
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In Manicurist’s Green Range of nontoxic polishes, you’ll find Mystic, “a dark violet with blue undertones.”
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Perfumer Quentin Bisch included osmanthus, jasmine, and peach juice in Dries Van Noten’s Fleur du Mal.
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Let the smell of fig leaf, iris, and cedarwood waft through your bedroom.
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So your pearly whites stay that way.
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Guaranteed insulation in Yeti’s seasonal Pace Purple colorway.
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Choward’s Violet Mints Candy
Debi Mazar chews them.
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In the wonderland of John Derian’s East 2nd Street store at Christmastime, there are sugar plums, glittered zucchini, and sparkly grapes.
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