I Tried Uniqlo’s New Collaboration With Cecilie Bahnsen

Typically, nothing this fitted inspires confidence in yours truly. But not only does the shirring and ruffling hug me in all the right places, it’s more comfortable than the word “fitted” in the product copy implies. Very thoughtfully, the back of the straps (which I only wish were wider for lessbravisibility) have buttons to keep them on your shoulder. It’s made of 72 percent polyester, 27 percent cotton, and 1 percent spandex, so it might not be the best for an 89-degree day. That said, it’s quite light for that kind of fabric composition — and a gentle breeze would only help. Beyond this black-and-white gingham print, it’s available in solidblackandred.

I didn’t have such luck with the Sleeveless Shirring Top. It’s too short and too tight. Blah! Bad. I’m not entirely sure trying the next size up would have made it better. It’s a tiny little top for a person who doesn’t like tiny little tops. So do with that information what you will.

This is the Cecilie Bahnsen experience. It’s not for everyone. Sometimes you don’t want your body to be perceived, and this helps admirably. I’m a sentient jellyfish! Looking closer, one can see there’s corporeal form under here. I can’t imagine anything better to wear after having birthday party-slices of Boston cream pie (as I had recently). If anything, I might’ve sized down to a small. I’m not willing to give up the freedom of movement though — and it comes with pockets.

I don’t mind being adorable at the tender age of 30, and this is the adult equivalent of having on fairy’s wings. Better yet, it’s 100 percent pure, unadulterated cotton (as is its sister, the Frill T Dress). Again, it’s a whole lot of volume. I know it’s not for everyone. No matter your leanings, I’d recommend sizing down in this. It’s bordering on swallowing instead of billowing in my usual size medium.