Mickey, our toy poodle, is cute, affectionate, and playful — a woman on the street recently called him “an elegant little fool” — and I can spend significant portions of the day cooing at him as he naps on my chest. Sometimes — as in multiple times per week — I find myself Googling phrases like, “Is is possible to be in love with your dog?” and “I love my dog so much it hurts.”
I don’t mind when he begs for food, or lurches me into oncoming traffic in pursuit of a squirrel, or gnaws on my hand, or humps my foot, or wedges his way between my husband and me in the middle of the night. But I do mind his barking, which is bloodcurdlingly shrill — an objectively annoying bark, leagues worse than those of other dogs, and made more awful in the summer when the windows are down and every passing pedestrian provokes him to yelp. We’ve tried yelling at him, ignoring him, and tapping him on the snout with a rolled up newspaper, but the only thing that works is the PetSafe Gentle Spray Bark Collar.
A bark-preventing collar sounds inhumane, but I swear it’s not. The innocuous-looking gray box is affixed to a nylon collar, and registers vocal-chord vibrations. In response, it spritzes citronella-infused water in penalizing bursts. Mickey is invariably stunned when it happens, barks again to test it, is stunned once more, and is then dead quiet for the rest of the day. The water doesn’t hurt him, just surprises him. The water is citronella-infused because dogs — like bugs — find it unpleasant (though unscented-water refills are available, too). I imagine it’s like the glaucoma puff-of-air test they give you at the optometrist. Frankly, though, I’m not overly concerned. It makes him shut up and turn back into what he should be: pet and not heard.
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