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14 (Funny, Unusual, Artful, Tasteful) Valentine’s Cards You Can Buy on Amazon

No matter what your (or your partner’s) vibe is. Photo: Courtesy of CBS

You’ve scoured the Strategist and found the perfect Valentine’s Day gift, but the card is equally as important — whether you’re long-distance or have been stuck together in the same house since last Valentine’s Day. A thoughtful, unique, and well-curated gift — given from a responsible distance — deserves a card to match, so, respectfully, we’ve banned anything from Hallmark or American Greetings from this list. Instead, we’ve rounded up the most tasteful, punny, and slightly suggestive Valentine’s Day cards — all of which you can buy on Amazon, and most with two-day shipping, no masked trip to the drugstore required. While many are geared toward romantic relationships, there are also a few cards on this list for friends, kids (or a childlike adult), and even blank cards you could give to literally anyone.

Spread the love with one of the funny, punny, crafty, romantic, or retro Valentine’s cards below — but don’t dillydally: Shipping times vary by location, but in general, today’s the last day to order your card to ensure delivery on or by February 14. (Just make sure to double-check the delivery date at checkout.)

Funny and punny Valentine’s cards

Some not-too-cheesy charcuterie-themed cards to pass out to friends and family.

This card is blank inside, so there’s plenty of room to write a spicy note.

Love, from the valentine who wishes they adopted a dog in quarantine.

If you haven’t said, “I love you,” to each other yet, here’s a good place to start.

You can also celebrate the fact that you and your partner still actually enjoy each other’s company.

Crafty Valentine’s cards

The paper bouquet on this card doesn’t give you much room to write, but the intricately designed flowers should do most of the talking anyway.

Valentine’s cards meant for kids (but great for adults)

A safe way to hug everyone you love this Valentine’s Day.

Slime has proven to be a timeless toy, so there really is no better token to represent your love.

What adult man (or woman, for that matter) wouldn’t want to turn a valentine into an airplane?

This kids’ coloring book is therapeutic way for adults to make personalized cards, too.

Strawberry-scented scratch-and-sniff cards will bring ‘em back to elementary school.

These cootie catchers are DIY valentines, fortune tellers, and if nothing else, a way to spark a conversation.

Blank inside Valentine’s cards

Each of your valentines can feel special with the many different, DIY-looking designs in this pack of blank cards.

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14 Funny and Unusual Valentine‘s Cards You Can Buy on Amazon