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The Best Christmas Onesies on Amazon, According to Hyperenthusiastic Reviewers

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Here at the Strategist, we like to think of ourselves as crazy (in the good way) about the stuff we buy, but as much as we’d like to, we can’t try everything. Which is why we have People’s Choice, in which we find the best-reviewed products and single out the most convincing. We’ve covered the best artificial Christmas treesChristmas tree toppersChristmas lights, Christmas wreaths, and Christmas pajamas, and here we’re zeroing in on the best Christmas onesies on Amazon, according to the people. (Note that reviews have been edited for length and clarity.)

Best unisex Christmas onesie for adults

Forever Lazy Unisex Footed Adult Onesie

“Alright, where do I start? This thing rocks. I love Christmas, I love comfort, I love a drop-seat for bathroom convenience. At first my boyfriend made fun of me for purchasing this, but after seeing me traipsing around the house practically oozing Christmas magic, I know he’s probably secretly jealous. This onesie has everything: feeties, dropseat, hood with drawstrings, and a fashionable wintery print. Honestly, what more could you ask for? P.S. As others have mentioned, it’s big, but I mean, who needs a form-fitting jumpsuit when you’re busy shoveling Christmas cookies down your gullet?”


“I have lived in this thing for days. I don’t know why I own everyday clothes.”

Best Christmas onesies for men

“PERFECT GIFT FOR CHRISTMAS!! Everyone loved it. The material is THICK and FLUFFY! Super cozy! Buying one for myself and everyone else now! Def worth the money!”

“First, the material is incredibly soft, and incredibly warm. I become a hug magnet when I am wearing this. The grips on the feet are great for avoiding slippage, and I didn’t know that the feet can unzip from the rest of the outfit when I bought it. Very cool. I figured this would be an item I would use for this one party, and then put away … I have worn it at one other after party, and have worn it around the house several times. I plan on buying one for the wife and more for myself in different colors.”

“My husband LOVES his onesie! When he gets chilled, he puts it on, and snoozes in his chair, all comfy! The size is perfect on him, a tad larger, which is good for giving some room to move. It washes well too, staying nice and soft!”

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