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What are your thoughts on watches? Now that I graduated from college and I’m moving to the city, I’d like to purchase one that I can wear anywhere from work to out at night. Rolexes are a little pricey me for right now, and I hate smartwatches, so looking to find something tasteful and high-quality that won’t totally break the bank.
I have had a long journey with pricey wristwear. In my early 20s, in an attempt to seem rich and grown (SMFH), I bought a Panerai (before the bankers ruined them). It was a little gauche for me and ended up sitting in a drawer. So I sold it and got a Rolex GMT Master II, which also sits in a drawer. Watches just aren’t for me. That said, they can be so so chic.
I would definitely advise buying vintage, as your dollar will go further. A timeless, previously owned Cartier Tank never goes out of style and can be had for less than $3,000. Good enough for Alain Delon and Princess Diana, good enough for you. Then there’s the Rolex Air King, which is a little more pricey. This one from 1973 would do the trick. Initially produced for the British Royal Air Force and its pilots, it will serve you well at the office or a corner table at Frenchette. And a lot of guys I know love Omega. This vintage Seamaster has a cool rugged look and is one of the most important dive watches ever made. Jump into the Atlantic without worry!
I just bought a new 13” Lenovo Yoga laptop, and I’m looking for a sleek, classy sleeve or case to protect it. What’s the best way to protect my laptop without looking like a dweeb?
First of all, what is a “yoga laptop”? I have never seen those two words next to each other. Laptop sleeves are a tough category since most of them are over-designed and scream … “dweeb.” I’m lucky enough to have a plain black leather one that a friend made for me almost ten years ago, and it’s held up beautifully. A search for “laptop sleeve” returns mostly the bad stuff, so the key here is to search for “document holder” — it’s fashion-speak for two pieces of leather connected by a zipper that can hold something.
Show your love for British heritage with this one from Burberry with the brand’s classic check, but in a darker hue. Timeless!
This document holder from Bottega Veneta is absolutely beautiful and looks like a clutch. If you are rich, this is the only option.
If you need something more durable, this Thule option, a more traditional laptop case, is cool because it’s rugged; purely functional, and designed to take a beating, it features “superior edge protection,” which sounds dangerous. Namaste.
I recently proposed to my longtime girlfriend, and we are now beginning to plan for our wedding next fall. We haven’t decided if it will be black-tie or not, but I’m wondering what tuxedo or suit you would recommend I wear for the big day (depending on what we choose)? Feel free to provide a full head-to-toe look.
Let me say this, chief, no one likes black-tie. It’s fussy, and a lot of men in your life do not own a well-fitting tuxedo. But, if you do decide to go that route, let’s do it right. I actually wore a black seersucker Thom Browne shorts tuxedo to the MTV VMAs last week and am itching to wear it again! Anyway, let’s give you a full look.
It’s your big day, no expense can be spared: That’s why you are wearing The Row. Supple, luxurious fabric will help you feel confident and relaxed even when all eyes are on you and your bride. This tuxedo is a thing of beauty. It’s retro in the best possible way, double-breasted front and peak lapels, subtle and slim-fitting. Perfection!
Pair with a white classic cotton dress shirt from the masters at Charvet, a bow tie from Tom Ford, and some simple lizard-calf Belgian Loafers. You will feel like Bryan Ferry selling out the Royal Albert Hall.